in Emmerdale, he seems to have gone grey overnight, must be all the worry he has on his shoulders, meanwhile debbie seems to have inherited his hair dye, why does she look so wrong now, or is it just...
OLD IS WHEN...Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" OLD IS WHEN...Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot....
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again." And I...
Can I recommend a cracking good wildlife program please ? I have just watched "Kangaroo Dundee" on BBC 2 this afternoon. Its all about a chap in Australia who has set up a rescue station for young...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:...
We ( 8 of us) booked a weekend away, got back today. We got a good deal for a hotel break for my sons 40th birthday. I only looked at the reviews for this hotel after booking, I know should have...
...... so my missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence into their garden. ......... I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog mess in our garden and the neighbours have our...
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen"
Husband texts back,
"Poor some luke warm water over it."
Wife texts back,
"Computer completely f****d now."...
Mine was 'Bridges of Madison County' and before that 'The Railway Children' (which just happened to be on) and now I am watching 'Schindler's List.' (ITV 3) Come on ! join in !
You know you are getting older when..... You and your teeth don't sleep together You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks, and discover you aren't wearing any At the breakfast table you...
well tomorrow is nearly upon me, for all those who have been following my saga of laser treatment. It is the final hurdle last round. I cannot wait :)...
I know this is going to come across as if I am a miserable old woman, well maybe I am. Can anything be done about the posters who post long strings of questions each question consisting of one...
I have been selling a few bits on e-bay. Now someone has emailed me saying I have put the wrong pic for one jumper. And I have! What is the worst that can happen? It is less than 12 hours to go so...
this is what i feel like after having to give up my 6 classes a week at the gym due to wear and tear of my joints (mainly in the lower back and knees) why oh why is all the fat gathering round my...
Those of you with partners or husbands/wives, do you do everything together or do you each have your own interests which sometimes keeps you apart? My wife and I do everything together and we never...