It's Sunday morning and it's just beginning to get light. It's overcast so no lovely dawn to watch. Laura on the idiot box says it will be sunny later. Oh goodo!
Have a happy day everyone....
I'm doing a group university project on solving problems. Something we identified is that thanks to social media, tv and the internet, people are more aware of problems in their own communities and...
I dreamt of a big spider last night, it had a fat orange belly, and it was very very big, it was crawling towards me, and my youngest stepped on it by accident whilst i was looking for a jar to put it...
Via Jeremy Vine on twitter I just came across the following. In short, it's a blog by someone who has spotted some grotesque posts on twitter by two lads in relation to the footballer that collapsed...
'Have you work for a handyman?' asked Murphy. 'Depends what you can do,' said the hotel manager. 'Are you good at electrics?' 'No.sor.' 'Plumbing?' 'No,sor.' 'Painting and decorating?' 'No,sor.'...
Late last year, at a nightclub, my leather jacket (containing housekeys and gloves) was not at the cloakroom when I went to collect it. The attendant (a sweaty, spotty, late-teen lad; irrelevant, I...
I have been slowly gaining weight and have just realised I need to lose about two stone. I decided today was the day so I am going to do my best to cut out sweet stuff for the next month at least and...
Just got an email from a friend saying he and his wife are in Spain and he has been mugged. Needs funds to settle hotel bill. Lots about this email did not add up, and from a very literate person this...
The Club is now Open. Good evening and welcome to all our members, old and old. Due to a misunderstanding last week, the raffle was not drawn and no raffle prizes were distributed. As all Members will...
Had a meal at The Fat Duck this week, tried everything that was put before me, except the snail porridge and blood pudding. The snail porridge was bright green, had snails on the top, and it made me...
Does anyone know of a good book which would help me and my friend plan a banquet for 20 odd people later this year? It will be several courses (6 or 7) - there are bits and pieces on the www but we...
Hi, I live abroad and have no chance of getting fresh cream nor sour cream, can I make sour cream substitute with either UHT single cream or UHT whipping cream and lemon juice??
St Patrick's Day Jokes Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q:...
I purchased the groupon deal for lower eye bag removal. I have to let everyone know I have had this done and the result is amazing. Mr Sood is the plastic surgeon and not alot can be found on the...
Dr John Sentamu is favourite to become the leader of the Church of England. Would the appointment of a black man be significant and a sign of how multicultural we have become? Would the EDL be happy...
I realise some people do have genuine fears of needles and that's fine but do you think some people put it on a bit for dramatic effect? I'm watching one of these hospital abroad programmes and there...