Apologies if this has been told before. I was feeling quite low last week so I rang The Samaritans they put me through to a call centre in Pakistan, I told them that I was feeling suicidal, they got...
An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and...
Anyone got any tips for resisting sweet stuff. I definitely need to lose a few pounds. I have no problem cutting down at mealtimes but find it almost impossible to resist cakes and biscuits. No...
mine has to be brummie no offence,saying that i shared a flat with a strong glaswegian and all i ever said to him was "yes" or stare blankly at him which had its problems
I bought a service online (as opposed to a 'product') and paid for it using PayPal. On receipt I was unhappy with my purchase, and asked PayPal to investigate etc, using their Resoluton Centre. They...
at least one of these MUST apply to me tonight
1) I am unwell
2) I have been transported to a parallel universe
3) I have died and gone somewhere strange
Awnsers on a postcard?...