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Atheist

Give Me The Child For Seven Years And I Will Give You The Man.

Is that what's happening to our children now that they have been given the internet rather than the family fireside conversation?
18:41 Mon 30th Jan 202318 answers, last by youngmafbog 14:41 Tue 31st Jan 2023
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Canary42

Welcome Back Nailit. Have You Added The Ed Seeking Ab Respectability ?

.... or are you now a secret Mod?
20:01 Sun 29th Jan 202319 answers, last by nailedit 19:21 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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LadyCG

What's For Dinner?

I really need some inspiration. I want to cook something nice for dinner but don't want to spend all night in the kitchen (an hour, tops!). I can get ingredients on the way home as it's too late to...
12:22 Mon 30th Jan 202353 answers, last by Canary42 16:15 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Rondy

The Cat

The local pub was at the heart of village life. Everyone met there and the atmosphere was convivial. Except for one thing. The pub cat! It brushed against the customers, covering their trousers with...
05:08 Mon 30th Jan 20233 answers, last by murraymints 10:42 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad....
07:01 Mon 30th Jan 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 14:38 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning Birdies xx all is well..hope you are too..what joys lie ahead today for you ?
03:33 Mon 30th Jan 202380 answers, last by Bobbisox1 12:31 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Canary42

Should He Do It ?

The Palace is in discussions with BBC for HM King Charles III to do an interview on TV in advance of his coronation. The major topic likely to be his youngest son's recent behaviour. Should he do it ?...
17:23 Sun 29th Jan 202328 answers, last by Barsel 23:08 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Smowball

Just For Fun - Random Facts!!

Am sure I’ve done this before, but I have the memory of a brick!! Soooooo I’ll start ! You can name just one, or as many as you want. 1. Me - I have zero sense of smell! I used to have , till I broke...
12:50 Sun 29th Jan 2023141 answers, last by Khandro 09:31 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Sunday morning.. how are all you birdies today ? Xx
05:16 Sun 29th Jan 2023122 answers, last by Bobbisox1 11:25 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Rondy

Constipated

Simon was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Simon complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them...
08:13 Sun 29th Jan 202310 answers, last by zebo 09:59 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday morning I went past the cemetery, and I saw four guys walking around carrying a coffin. I went back past in the evening, and they were still carrying it. I think they've lost the plot....
08:06 Sun 29th Jan 20235 answers, last by brian j john 15:54 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Mic1234

The Week

Good morning, The Week, 1347 25a - Most difficult argument is traumatic. 9 letters H x O x O x I x G, all I can think off is Hoodooing, but no idea why?...
03:39 Sun 29th Jan 20236 answers, last by scorpiojo 08:12 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Birdies

Happy Saturday to you. Does anyone have any nice plans for this weekend? Nothing much planned here, apart from the usual routine. Looks like a tiny person has been messing with the under-floor heating...
04:05 Sat 28th Jan 2023234 answers, last by 237SJ 21:39 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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youngmafbog

And We Think Our Police Are Bad

'We're going to see acts in the bodycam that defy humanity': Memphis top cop warns fatal traffic stop beating of Tyre Nichols by five 'amped up' cops was 'worse than Rodney King' - and he wasn't...
16:19 Fri 27th Jan 202335 answers, last by cashier 20:32 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The other day a woman described me as a bit of a looker. Well , voyeur was the actual word used....
07:31 Sat 28th Jan 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 13:17 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Chipchopper

How Much

I asked the farmer, how much would it cost me to take a shortcut across your field ? It's free he said, but the bull might charge...
13:20 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by murraymints 07:02 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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sandyRoe

Sylvia Syms. Rip

I remember her in Ice Cold in Alex. The old order changeth......
17:27 Fri 27th Jan 20238 answers, last by choux 08:42 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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ABSpareEditor

Quizzes & Puzzles Round Up January 2023

Welcome to the January 2023 edition of the Quizzes & Puzzles round up....
16:45 Tue 03rd Jan 20238 answers, last by choux 06:47 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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lankeela

Hospital Fined

for death of baby - what is the point of fining the hospital when they are supposedly so short of money? Wouldn't it be better to sack those involved?...
22:36 Fri 27th Jan 202318 answers, last by New Judge 13:41 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion....
08:54 Fri 27th Jan 20233 answers, last by murraymints 05:57 Sat 28th Jan 2023

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