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LadyCG
I really need some inspiration. I want to cook something nice for dinner but don't want to spend all night in the kitchen (an hour, tops!). I can get ingredients on the way home as it's too late to...
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Rondy
The local pub was at the heart of village life. Everyone met there and the atmosphere was convivial. Except for one thing. The pub cat! It brushed against the customers, covering their trousers with...
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Hopkirk
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad....
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murraymints
Good Monday morning Birdies xx all is well..hope you are too..what joys lie ahead today for you ?
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Canary42
The Palace is in discussions with BBC for HM King Charles III to do an interview on TV in advance of his coronation. The major topic likely to be his youngest son's recent behaviour. Should he do it ?...
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Smowball
Am sure I’ve done this before, but I have the memory of a brick!! Soooooo I’ll start ! You can name just one, or as many as you want. 1. Me - I have zero sense of smell! I used to have , till I broke...
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murraymints
Good Sunday morning.. how are all you birdies today ? Xx
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Rondy
Simon was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Simon complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them...
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Hopkirk
Yesterday morning I went past the cemetery, and I saw four guys walking around carrying a coffin. I went back past in the evening, and they were still carrying it. I think they've lost the plot....
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Mic1234
Good morning, The Week, 1347 25a - Most difficult argument is traumatic. 9 letters H x O x O x I x G, all I can think off is Hoodooing, but no idea why?...
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LadyCG
Happy Saturday to you. Does anyone have any nice plans for this weekend? Nothing much planned here, apart from the usual routine. Looks like a tiny person has been messing with the under-floor heating...
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youngmafbog
'We're going to see acts in the bodycam that defy humanity': Memphis top cop warns fatal traffic stop beating of Tyre Nichols by five 'amped up' cops was 'worse than Rodney King' - and he wasn't...
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Hopkirk
The other day a woman described me as a bit of a looker. Well , voyeur was the actual word used....
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Chipchopper
I asked the farmer, how much would it cost me to take a shortcut across your field ? It's free he said, but the bull might charge...
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sandyRoe
I remember her in Ice Cold in Alex. The old order changeth......
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ABSpareEditor
Welcome to the January 2023 edition of the Quizzes & Puzzles round up....
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lankeela
for death of baby - what is the point of fining the hospital when they are supposedly so short of money? Wouldn't it be better to sack those involved?...
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Hopkirk
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion....
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MissTerious2
Just wanted to surprise 1ozzy at breakfast time in Oz. Well, it is morning! Im off to bed shortly and hope all you other night birds are enjoying the yourselves on here....
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - our lovely spell of fine weather seems to have disappeared for the time being - yesterday was hot, likewise last night and today is humid ….not my favourite at all. Just hoping...

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