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Hopkirk
My new girlfriend asked me what I do for a job, and I told her I work in a bowling alley. She said "Ten pin?" "No, it's a permanent position" I told her....
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HIwsDKeDaQ MANY HAPPIES ARRODS XX...
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paddyk
Hi. Hope one of our legal eagles on here can help us with the following issue:- We have always put food out in our back garden as we like to watch all the different varieties of wild birds that visit....
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are rolling by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
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emmie
Morning, Wednesday midweek already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
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Chipchopper
For shed and fence durability, pros and cons.
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Hopkirk
I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job. They just pick things up as they go along....
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Bazile
Do you go on coach holidays ? Do you like cruises ? Or do you prefer to be in 'control' of what / where you go on holidays...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, where do the days go, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a very pleasant one, do you have any plans for the day?...
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Hopkirk
So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'...
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emmie
morning, Monday already, the working week starts for some, i hope you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
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Hopkirk
My mate asked me "what do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"...
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, the weekend is flying by, I hope that you are all as well as can be, and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today?...
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Chasingcars
I noticed a slight puckering/crease to underside of left breast. Immediately saw Dr who referred me to breast clinic. After examination,mammograms and ultrasound they also took a biopsy. Waiting for...
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Hopkirk
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves....
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emmie
morning, Saturday and the weekend starts here, I hope that you are all in fine fettle and that your day is a good one, do you have any plans for today....
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Hopkirk
The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - well we’ve had some rain but not enough to get really excited about and today looks like it might clear into something reasonable…fingers crossed !! We also have a new month...
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tearinghair
I too have a printer problem. HP ENVY 6032e, will not print documents or emails. The last time I used it was to scan, which worked fine. I've downloaded HP printer doctor, which sent me a sheet to...
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emmie
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, hasn't this week zipped by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one. Do you have any plans for today?...

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