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emmie
morning, Tuesday already, did you enjoy the Easter break. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that the day is a good one for you. Anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win. No pun in ten did....
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cleoval
Hi All you Breadmachine owners. I have a recipe for bread to make by hand and want to convert to Bread machine. I put warm water in, but put cold orange juice and oil in and the bread did not rise.?...
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emmie
morning, Easter Monday already, how time flies, i hope that you are all as well as can be, if ailing then my sympathies are with you, here's hoping that that your day is a good one. Have you anything...
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Hopkirk
People used to get agitated if you talked about cosmetic treatments. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow....
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emmie
morning, Sunday already, where has this week gone. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that your day is a good one. Do you have anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way!
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emmie
morning, Saturday, the weekend starts here, I hope that you are as well as can be and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? Looks like spring has finally arrived...
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seekeerz
Good morning everyone - a lovely day here but I believe it’s going to deteriorate over the next few days …hope it brings some rain with it. So glad I’m not flying anywhere these holidays - if the...
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Hopkirk
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
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emmie
morning, Good Friday already, the days go so fast, i hope that you are all in good health, and that the day is a pleasant one for you. Do you have anything planned for the day? I have some friends...
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Hopkirk
I ran into Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. I asked him what his favourite Christian festival is, and he said "Has to be Easter, baby"...
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emmie
morning, Thursday already, the days are whizzing by. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, have you anything planned for today?...
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Hopkirk
BNAG - that's bang out of order.
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emmie
morning, Wednesday already, where do the days go. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a good one, do you have anything planned for today? I have a friend popping over for a...
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Hopkirk
A friend of mine has a butler whose left arm is missing. Serves him right....
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lady-janine
I have just been informed by a friend and neighbour of Boatys that he had died. He has been in very poor health recently as you all know. I have been in touch with both Boaty and his friends to try...
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emmie
morning, Tuesday and the days are whizzing by, i hope that you are all as well as can be, if you are not well, you have my sympathy, so here's hoping your day is a good one, do you have anything...
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emmie
morning, Monday and the working week starts here for some of you. I hope that you are in fine fettle and that your day is a pleasant one, do you have any plans for today?...
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Hopkirk
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time....

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