Dad. Or a press-stud heard for this one. (6) Practise handbrake turns in these places? (8) Ices lord became hardened. (8) Topless teller is certainly more pale. (6) Lift nigh well reformed on the...
Next year we are celebrating our Diamond wedding anniversary and I believe we can get an anniversary card from the Queen. What do we have to do to acheive that. Does anybody know? xx
Actually, he calls himself John now, for 'tis his name, but we always knew him as Jack. Last I heard, he was living in Northern Ireland. What about Rowrah Crescent, Mansfield Avenue, The Albion and...
Not sure if this has made the media over there, but on American news, a man has been chared with murder after leaving his toddler to die in a hot car. Tragic of course, but the news follow-up was just...
Waiting for Coulson and Harris to be sentenced today, I was wondering where Max Clifford today ? Is he pushing a wheelbarrow in one our nice open prisons perhaps ?
Friday. This 'ere poota is still playing silly games. So if I disappear that is the reason. Some gremlins got in yesterday and I had to get me big 'ammer out. I sqattalised most of 'em, but a few are...
My stupid old parents phoned me and have not put the phone down properly and they are blocking my line completely I have tried playing loud music beside the phone and everything how do I clear my line...
I suddenly stopped some years ago having parties which I enjoyed but thought I needed to knock it on the head since I was of a "certain age". Since YOLO - "you only live once" - I am thinking of...
Sorry didn't get to chastise you lot on gmeb ...at mum's dad not good and she's not coping...he had a nasty growth cut from his ear and its not healing..it was a big one and they had to take it back...
Hello Everyone - "Dear Doris" is here at last. Got a question that you simply dare not post under your own username? Embarrassing ailment, cookery disaster, motoring mishap, tricky sex-life? Email it...
"Worried of Warwickshire" writes : Some rather rude people have been implying that the size of my motorcycle is in inverse proportion to the size of my manhood - what can I do to disprove this? Doris...
