What are you looking forward to in 2011?
Hopefully something from the Josh Homme stable: Queens of the Stone Age... Them Crooked Vultures... Desert Sessions......
Teacher:
Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered:
Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king....
TravelMole keep e-mailing me and ignore all requests to stop. They are a tremendous nuisance because when I click on their e-mail to DELETE it, up pops a fault window. Then, no matter how deal with...
I ordered 3 items for my daughter at the end of November. This was 2 weeks before all the snow and after another week I contacted the company to tell them I hadn't received the stuff. I expected them...
> Man killed on golf course > > A foursome of blokes is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is > hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. > >...
I bought some mince at the weekend. It should have been used by 7th. It's gone slightly brown. I've opened it and I wouldn't say "it mings", but there is a slight odour to it. Not sure...
In the Alan Tichmarch show, Kelvin Whatsisname showed his ankle, and Alan said he shouldn`t do that at 5 o`clock, but they show a toilet being cleaned in adverts whilst we`re having our lunch or tea,...
The word solicitor is a noun isn't it, so surely that should begin with a capital letter? As for the word law, I am unsure. It's for my personal statement. TIA
1..........................On top of the answerbank xmas tree ? 2......................... give out the official christmas message the same time as the queen? 3......................... sing a...
Been watching either Kirstie's Homemade Home or the Christmas version with Phil 'thingy'? I keep thinking I'll try some of the craft things (I know I won't actually get round to any of them) and then...
I made a stupid mistake recently. I bought the biggest thickest off road tyres I could get for my prized titanium xc mountainbike. They're Specialised "clutch" folding tyres and were fairly...
Well, that advert worked, I have just signed up to £20 a month.
On top of my own to rescue mogs and the neighbourhood stray that I also look after - can I now consider myself guilt free?...
A young lady at a party sawa a man she fancied and wandered over. Hello - she said - My name is Carman. Thats a lovely name - he said. Is it a family name. No - she replied - I named myself after my...
