Hi, I was wondering if anyone knows about Goldfish? I brought my kids a Goldfish tank (approx 40cm x 20cm and 30cm high) about 4 months ago from an aquatic centre at my local garden centre. They have...
I was just thinking, I don't know a great deal about horses and have never used a riding crop on a horse, I have however done a fair bit of riding. Horse racing brings the riding crop into full use,...
what do you call a chicken skin diver? chicken of the sea. a man bought 2 fish, when he reached home he had 3... why? he had 2 and one smelt. ermmm... any ideas? these were actually in a joke book!...
http://www.dailymail....h-Embassy-Tehran.html /// It comes two days after Iran's parliament approved a bill that reduces diplomatic relations with Britain following London's support of recently...
no i dont mean 'boring' or 'nightmare' etc, hehe i mean ones like chrimbo, chrimbles etc ive just heard chrimbong, and in the past ive heard chrimbinoid, kitmus and chrimbs any others? stupider the...
Capping Public sector to 1%, should be 0% but the cherry on the cake, he's increasing the WSC budget by 5.2. What The Funicular is occurring? The last thing we need is the free money bill going up!...
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church. "The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir. I must...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a...
An elderley couple met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and,...
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"He's rubbing off on her ..." - is that sort of thing allowed in a 'family' newspaper???
Quick - does AOG know about this????????????...
I am running out of ideas for sandwich fillings. Any interesting ideas that do not involve "dry" fillings like, say, cheese would be most welcome. Ideally things in mayo or "saucy"...
The Channel4 story of the fate of Linda Carty was very harrowing.From life as a Primary School Teacher in St.Ktts(granting a British Passport)to the mean streets of Houston and Dallas.She was shamed...
Can't see this posted anywhere else and it's a bit of good news. I can't believe how this bird got stuck in the first place, even more so that they got it out alive. Great story...