notasyoungasiwas Member Profile in The AnswerBank

2800 murders a year

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16014368 Makes you proud to be British. If the victims were cats or dogs, there would be more publicity and moral indignation....

McMouse

In memory of late Mother-in-Law

The Christmas Day sprouts went on at midday today.

EvianBaby

What are your plans for the evening?

I intend on cleaning the fridge and if I get really exciteable I'll give the oven a once over too. Thrilling....

marval

Grandpa

Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled....

sidkid

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...

gina32

dancing on ice....

jason gardiner is no longer a judge. thank goodness for that!

sandyRoe

Here you can tell the BBC what you think of that ****, Clarkson...

https://www.bbc.co.uk...F26NPK6MFHBNRU#anchor There are places in the world where being an active Trade Unionist could get you shot. Does Clarkson want the UK to become another Colombia?...

anotheoldgit

AB adverts

Is anyone else fed-up with those pesky bobbing about sphericals on AnswerBank. There should be a warning about it just as there is about 'flash' images on TV....

craft1948

Urgent

Urgent message to all ginger ladies. Don't have a brazilian.................... it looks like a fish finger....

brionon

What ??

I asked for Clarkson to be shot on the BBC forum.My post has been removed. So he can ask for Nurses to be shot but HE is inviolate ?

trt

I have just found 3 ready meals....

...at the back of my freezer which must have been there for about 2/3 years, 2 are curry's and the other a shepherds pie. Are they safe to eat of should I ditch them?...

atrollope

dinky donkeys

Anyone watching Super Tiny Animals in a min....so cute!! :-)

Craftypig

Real or fake..........

Which is your preferred Christmas tree, a real one or a fake one. I want a real one this year, but not sure how close to the actual event to get it. If i get it too soon is it likely to wilt or if I...

missprim

Irish speedos

Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, Australia couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls, so he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the...

notasyoungasiwas

Apollo 18

Watched this film last night. Has anybody else seen it. What did you think?

joggerjayne

Signed By Katie Price

It's so cheesey ... I totally LOVE it ! (on Sky Living now)...

Lambert-Butler

Deal or no deal.

Did anyone spot the mysterious disappearance of the £50,000 on last nights episode? Yet another boo boo by them....

trt

Anybody watch Jeremy Clarkson on '' The One Show ''

last night. As soon as he said it, I thought there's going to be lots of complaints but, you could see was joking and It was quite funny in a way. Problem is, it wouldn't be nice to the people who...

chirpychirpy

Patsy in Ab Fab

who was Joanna Lumley's Patsy in Ab Fab based on? I know Jennifer Saunders' character Edina was based on Lyn Franks