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Charity Collectors

I've been sick and tired this Christmas of being bothered by charity-to-door collectors. The final straw was when a woman called collecting for the local sperm bank. I really gave her a mouthful !...
15:19 Wed 06th Jan 20163 answers, last by paddyk 09:37 Fri 08th Jan 2016
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retrocop

Christmas H & S (Ya Boo)

Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way, are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing...
21:45 Tue 22nd Dec 20155 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:51 Wed 23rd Dec 2015
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Shaglene

Women Are Unique.............

Husband’s Message mobile phone: Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been taking tests and X-rays. The blow to my head has been very strong,...
14:33 Wed 21st Oct 20151 answer, last by paddyk 11:57 Thu 22nd Oct 2015
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paddyk

Bond On A Rented House

My daughter is in the process of moving out from the house she and her partner have rented for 4 years. They are leaving the property in good condition but they changed the gas and electric meters to...
11:08 Mon 19th Oct 20159 answers, last by Retrochic 08:08 Tue 20th Oct 2015
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retrocop

Humour

British Humour 1. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind. 2. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, John...
12:37 Mon 19th Oct 20154 answers, last by jim360 15:43 Tue 20th Oct 2015
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Shaglene

The Cowboy's Tombstone............

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to...
14:18 Mon 05th Oct 20151 answer, last by paddyk 07:06 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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Shaglene

Politically Incorrect Joke Of The Day...................

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? - Amhere What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? - Amhere Azwel What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? - Amhere Azwell Azhim Image...
14:22 Mon 05th Oct 20155 answers, last by tamborine 07:16 Tue 06th Oct 2015
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Referee-Observer

The Happy Couples..!!

Husband and wife ... A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman: “Which book helped you most in your life?” “My husband’s cheque book.” A prospective husband is in a book store...
19:29 Mon 10th Aug 20151 answer, last by paddyk 10:28 Tue 11th Aug 2015
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douglas9401

Back To Black

Silly question? We'll soon see. Does anybody have experience of using Back To Black on grey plastics and if so what was the result? I just want to freshen up a wee Ka if it's straightforward. Thanks....
13:29 Mon 20th Jul 20155 answers, last by douglas9401 16:53 Mon 20th Jul 2015
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excelsior-1

Reading Between The Lines

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 4 thinks twice about...
17:11 Thu 14th May 20153 answers, last by Tilly2 06:58 Fri 15th May 2015
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paddyk

Peugeot 107 Rear Bumper

How easy is it to remove and replace the black rear bumper infill on a peugeot 107. Not the bumper itself - just the black insert. TIA
12:52 Wed 22nd Apr 20152 answers, last by paddyk 07:01 Thu 23rd Apr 2015
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bunkmoreland

Spa Crow Rules;-)

Our house is in the fields and there is a cattle water sink just beyond my kitchen window. I have noticed that one particular crow is using it as his own personal bath/spa! He regularly does the whole...
01:48 Thu 19th Feb 20153 answers, last by bunkmoreland 15:17 Thu 19th Feb 2015
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paddyk

Combi Boiler Problem

Hi. We have a Vokera Linea 24 Combi boiler and on the guage the water pressure sholud be between 1.0 and 1.5 bar. There is a red line on the guage at 4.0 bar. The guage at present is reading over 3.2...
07:37 Thu 18th Dec 20149 answers, last by buildersmate 16:56 Tue 23rd Dec 2014
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penelope2

No! No!

A chap was watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells. "No! No! Don't enter that church you *** fool" His wife asks him "What are you watching" he replies, "Our wedding...
14:55 Mon 01st Dec 20141 answer, last by paddyk 08:07 Tue 02nd Dec 2014
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Slapshot

Couldn't Resist This....

Mods.... if this goes too far I apologise and delete if you have to Muslim tv Saw this and thought of you lot…..(no offence meant) 6.00: G-Had TV. Morning prayers. 8.30: Talitubbies. Talitubbies say...
16:55 Thu 27th Nov 201410 answers, last by paddyk 14:53 Mon 01st Dec 2014
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Tilly2

The Cardiologist

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage . The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and...
21:37 Mon 17th Nov 201410 answers, last by Tilly2 19:16 Thu 20th Nov 2014
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paddyk

Mixing Different Grades Of Engine Oil For Topping Up

Will it be OK to use 10/40 mineral oil if (it is a decent make) to top up a ford endura 1.3 petrol engine which has 5/30 semi synth in it which is what the handbook says to use, The car has done...
15:45 Tue 23rd Sep 20147 answers, last by Msdsonline 14:24 Sat 11th Oct 2014
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Retrochic

Laser Corrective Eye Surgery

Has anyone personal experience of this procedure? Would you recommend it? I wear contacts for shortsightedness but am now having to use reading glasses even when at the PC. My only other option is...
13:19 Tue 26th Aug 20149 answers, last by Retrochic 20:30 Tue 26th Aug 2014
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dunnitall

Garden Shelter For A Cat

Difficult one this. Cat near us isn't really wanted we feel, though I think they feed him and sometimes leave a window open for him to jump into. He's 3 - 4 yrs old, they are out every day but they...
10:42 Tue 05th Aug 201410 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:12 Sat 09th Aug 2014
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paddyk

Door Trim

Hi. Can someone tell me the best way to stick back the plastic body trims that are half way up the doors on a Fiesta Mk IV. I tried a resin glue that you mix but it didn't really do it even though I...
07:18 Wed 28th May 20146 answers, last by Iggle Piggle 13:38 Sat 31st May 2014

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