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R.i.p. Neighbour..

R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread but spent the full day down the pub.
Gone but not for cotton!.

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Moving House..

My family said they want to move to Wiltshire. I didnt want an argument so I decided to leave them to their own Devizes.....

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SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!! The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply... ...

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A Favour..

I saw this homeless guy living in a tyre. I done him a favour and punctured it... He's now living in a flat.

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Sewing Recommendations For Beginner?

I'm thinking of buying my first sewing machine. I need a new interest. Can anybody here recommend a good make that has sufficient workings for what I need? Not too bulky. Thank you. 😀

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Terms Of Endearment?

When I call the wife "hun" it's not short for honey it's short for Attila...

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Obsession With Weather Forecast..

My wife stormed out of the house due to my obsession with the Weather Forcast, I haven't the Foggiest where she's gone.

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Tools Of Any Trade In A Song, Fun!

I'll start us off:- Awl or Nothing- Small Faces
Hammer to Fall- Queen.

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Adam Ant Diet

I've just gone on the Adam Ant diet. It's dead easy; Don't Chew Ever 👍

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I Said To The Doctor

I said to the Doctor, "When l move my leg it makes a Mooing noise". He replied,"It sounds like a Calf injury"

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Wolfie's Whisky.

Anyone seen this new whisky from Rod Stewart. It's called Wolfie's Whisky. It can be bought at Tescos. It's blended and costs £35 a bottle. Anyone else who thinks this is expensive for a blended... ...

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Sheep In Car

I just saw a car being driven by a sheep in a swimsuit...it was a lamb bikini.

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Tips For A Tasty Sauce For Chicken & Leek Pie

I've been thinking of making a Chicken & Leek pie (maybe some ham, too) I would just like to make a tasty sauce to mix in. Not sure what I should use except for flour & milk. Any ideas?... ...

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Rolling Stones Bakery

While working at the Rolling Stones bakery, you can't always get what you want. But you do get what you knead.

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Church Announcements ...

Church Ladies With typewriters are at it again! They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually... ...

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I'm Just On My Way..

I'm just on my way out to fix Cat
Stevens' caravan.
Awning has broken…

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Turkish Bath.

I was talking to my neighbour today, he said, "I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs... ...

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Frozen Tesco Vindaloo Curry & Rice

I was going to put said frozen curry in oven but just read it needs to be defrosted. Not sure now. What would you do?

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Small Bleed On Brain

My husband has been getting bad headaches for 2 weeks. Went with him to see Doctor yesterday afternoon. While waiting, had to getca bowl off nurse as he was sick. Doctor was worried and sent us to... ...

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Coming Soon..

Coming soon. Star Wars 12. Luke needs a walker.

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R.i.p. Neighbour..

Moving House..

Severe Weathrr Warning!

A Favour..

Sewing Recommendations For Beginner?

Terms Of Endearment?

Obsession With Weather Forecast..

Tools Of Any Trade In A Song, Fun!

Adam Ant Diet

I Said To The Doctor

Wolfie's Whisky.

Sheep In Car

Tips For A Tasty Sauce For Chicken & Leek Pie

Rolling Stones Bakery

Church Announcements ...

I'm Just On My Way..

Turkish Bath.

Frozen Tesco Vindaloo Curry & Rice

Small Bleed On Brain

Coming Soon..

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