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Speedy Passport Service.

Less than a week ago, I applied for a new passport. I was nicely surprised when it turned up this morning after 6 days! A friend of my OH told us to expect at least 9 weeks. So pleased I done it... ...

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Thirsty Pantomime Horse

A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says ‘Fancy a pint?’ The horse says ‘No, two halves, thanks.’

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My Wife Left Me

My wife left me due to my obsession with football. We've been married for 15 seasons..

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Re-Newing Online Passport.

I'm going to apply fir a renewed passport online later. When putting photo code in, I need to have it sent to my email. The thing is, mine is messed up and I can't use. Is it alright to use my... ...

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A New Piece Of Kitchen Equipment

I've just bought a wonderful piece of kitchen equipment that plays Nocturne No. 2 in E flat when it's used.
Yes, I've got a new Chopin board.

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Boat Story

Anyone watching this black comedy? We've watched 5 episodes so far. I think it's so good. Great writing and characters, like Daisy Haggard and Tchéky Karyo, just to name a few. Quite funny at times,... ...

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Vaseline

I put vaseline on our front doorknob as a joke. My wife didn't find it funny. In fact she flew off the handle.

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My Gtech Vacuum

Well after much consideration, I ordered this Gtech Multi vacuum, mainly fir stairs. Used it today and I'm very pleased with it so far. Got £38 off as it was Black Friday deal. 😃

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Star Wars Tattoo

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favourite Star Wars character. You should've seen the Luke on his face..

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That's About The Size Of It..

If you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA. However if it’s a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

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Who Do You Think You Are?..

A man claiming he is Jesus is brought into a mental hospital... He is asked, "Why do you think you are Jesus?"
He replies, "God told me so!"
Immediately, the patient behind him stands up and shouts,... ...

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