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Tried To Call Boots..

I just tried to call Boots and complain that I couldnt find toothpaste. I couldn't get signal..

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Xmas Choir

I have formed an Xmas choir. All welcome. So far it's just Dean,Don,Mary, Lee and I.

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Tesco Staff Xmas Party

Anyone know where the Tesco staff Christmas party is this year…
I’ve been using the self-checkout all year so figured I’d go along 🎄

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Swallowed Mobile Phone..

My son's swallowed his mobile phone doing some daft prank and it is stuck in his throat ... I'm gonna ring his neck..

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Raised By A Pack Of Hyenas..

I was raised by a pack of hyenas. Life was tough, food was scarce. But boy, did we laugh !

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Road Worker ..

I lent a Roadworker £50 once, He has never '
Re Surfaced'

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I Identify As A Supermarket..

I've decided I identify as a supermarket I've felt like this since I was lidl

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Went To See Doctor.

Went to my local health centre with suspected Lyme disease. The receptionist said, "The doctor will be with you in two ticks".

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Buried Next To Each Other..

Napoleon and his wife Josephine are buried next to each other -
They're only a bone apart..

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R.i.p. Neighbour..

R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread but spent the full day down the pub.
Gone but not for cotton!.

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Moving House..

My family said they want to move to Wiltshire. I didnt want an argument so I decided to leave them to their own Devizes.....

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SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!! The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply... ...

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A Favour..

I saw this homeless guy living in a tyre. I done him a favour and punctured it... He's now living in a flat.

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Sewing Recommendations For Beginner?

I'm thinking of buying my first sewing machine. I need a new interest. Can anybody here recommend a good make that has sufficient workings for what I need? Not too bulky. Thank you. 😀

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Terms Of Endearment?

When I call the wife "hun" it's not short for honey it's short for Attila...

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Obsession With Weather Forecast..

My wife stormed out of the house due to my obsession with the Weather Forcast, I haven't the Foggiest where she's gone.

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Tools Of Any Trade In A Song, Fun!

I'll start us off:- Awl or Nothing- Small Faces
Hammer to Fall- Queen.

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Adam Ant Diet

I've just gone on the Adam Ant diet. It's dead easy; Don't Chew Ever 👍

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I Said To The Doctor

I said to the Doctor, "When l move my leg it makes a Mooing noise". He replied,"It sounds like a Calf injury"

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Wolfie's Whisky.

Anyone seen this new whisky from Rod Stewart. It's called Wolfie's Whisky. It can be bought at Tescos. It's blended and costs £35 a bottle. Anyone else who thinks this is expensive for a blended... ...

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Tried To Call Boots..

Xmas Choir

Tesco Staff Xmas Party

Swallowed Mobile Phone..

Raised By A Pack Of Hyenas..

Road Worker ..

I Identify As A Supermarket..

Went To See Doctor.

Buried Next To Each Other..

R.i.p. Neighbour..

Moving House..

Severe Weathrr Warning!

A Favour..

Sewing Recommendations For Beginner?

Terms Of Endearment?

Obsession With Weather Forecast..

Tools Of Any Trade In A Song, Fun!

Adam Ant Diet

I Said To The Doctor

Wolfie's Whisky.

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