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Looking To Buy..

I'm looking to buy a lighthouse. Nothing too flashy..
12:12 Sat 21st Oct 20231 answer, last by Hazlinny 12:22 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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Bad Back

My daughter is in a lot of pain with her back. She's probably pulled/strained a muscle. Is it usual though, for it to affect the leg and stomach, which is painful too?  
19:37 Mon 16th Oct 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 08:08 Fri 20th Oct 2023
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Just For Fun, Make Up A Name For New Beer/Lagers

With so many beers/lagers in supermarkets, with all these weird and wonderful names, can you think up any original ones? I'll start;  Ale Merry The Big Hopper..
19:02 Sat 30th Sep 202340 answers, last by jobjockey 17:35 Sun 01st Oct 2023
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My Parrot

Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
18:11 Thu 21st Sep 2023
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A Soldier

A soldier who was renting a house off me has ran off owing me 6 months rent. He told me he was a General but I discovered he is a left Tenant....
12:07 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Trying To Think..

Trying to think of a tree pun, but I'm stumped..
09:15 Thu 14th Sep 202330 answers, last by Hopkirk 14:47 Sun 17th Sep 2023
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Experimenting

I've been experimenting with breeding racing deer People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck....
14:31 Mon 11th Sep 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 15:17 Mon 11th Sep 2023
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Music To My Ears..

When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh Ray Me. I thought to myself she'll go Far....
12:15 Fri 08th Sep 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 13:30 Fri 08th Sep 2023
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I Found A Chippy..

I found a chippy that serves fish and chips on photocopier paper. It's a little plaice on the A4....
08:42 Thu 07th Sep 20232 answers, last by Hazlinny 08:54 Thu 07th Sep 2023
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Sorry About...

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future....
18:07 Wed 30th Aug 20234 answers, last by William51 11:28 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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I Was Going To..

I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.
10:06 Mon 28th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:16 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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Dna Test..

I got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it. He turned out to be mostly Irish, a little bit French, somewhat German, and a tad Pole....
18:28 Sun 27th Aug 20231 answer, last by johnny.5 18:32 Sun 27th Aug 2023
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Our Baby..

We named our baby, Butter. We got a call from the hospital saying that we took the wrong baby! We can’t believe it’s not Butter!...
08:31 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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The Man..

The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
10:58 Fri 25th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 08:48 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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Got Hit..

I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack....
09:56 Mon 21st Aug 20236 answers, last by maggiebee 17:52 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Angry

I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates....
11:29 Sat 22nd Jul 2023
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Fractured Tooth.

Has anyone on here experienced a fractured back tooth? I have to have root canal work done on 7th Agust. That's the soonest I can get into Dentist surgery. He done a temporary filling a couple of...
09:46 Mon 17th Jul 202359 answers, last by 237SJ 22:41 Thu 20th Jul 2023
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The Sixth Commandment

A new crime drama on tomorrow night on BBC1 at 9.00 pm. Looks good, with Timothy Spall, Sheila Hancock and a few more well known actors. It's a true story, one I'm sure I'll remember, as we get into...
19:22 Sun 16th Jul 202322 answers, last by Patsy33 10:01 Sat 30th Sep 2023
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Films With A Tennis Theme, Fun.

I'll start you off :-) In Which We Serve. Love Actually...
18:47 Sat 08th Jul 202345 answers, last by Moorea7 20:32 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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Anyone Seen Baz? Bazile?

I've noticed Bazile hasn't been on here for quite a while now..Hope he is ok...
12:47 Wed 28th Jun 20237 answers, last by douglas9401 14:07 Wed 28th Jun 2023

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