Good evening all! It’s Friday again! I could only manage a pathetic score of TWO out of seven on the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68097190 There appears to be an error on... ...
Hoefully this link to this quite interesting story will work; https://www.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/georgia-s-stolen-children-twins-taken-from-mother https://www. ...
Beware of an online survey reputedly from the Magic Circle. They’re all trick questions!___Just had to tell my kids we can’t afford to take them to Disneyland, but I did promise to take lots of... ...
A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped."
I've got a feeling I've asked this before but I can't remember and neither does a search yied anything, so here goes :- How do you pronounce BAGUETTE Is it bag-wet, bag-way or bag-you-et ? Or... ...
..tonight it's Gingsters pasties and cauliflower cheese, followed by a couple of chopped up, wrinkled, almost past their best, nectarines. If I had any chocolate I'd have that too 😏
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
For days now my tummy has been gurgling ridiculously loud. It's not even tummy rumbling sounds, as in when you're hungry - this is gurgling as in it sounds like liquid bubbling. It's so loud it's... ...
chewing on some crispy bacon, I lost one of my front teeth porcelain crowns and inadvertently swallowed it. B*&&"£! I have an emergency appointment today but am a bit concerned that I have... ...
...for us tonight. Can't be bother with cooking and we always enjoy this, plenty of ketchup on top 🍅🧀🍞 Might have a couple of huge medjool dates afterwards, I could eat loads of them but try not... ...
ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...