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Buenchico
Good evening all! It’s Friday again!   I could only manage a pathetic score of TWO out of seven on the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-68097190   There appears to be an error on... ...
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Ken4155
Hoefully this link to this quite interesting story will work;   https://www.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/georgia-s-stolen-children-twins-taken-from-mother     https://www. ...
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sandyRoe
...you join me in a silent prayer for the wellbeing of the king?
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Rondy
An ice-cream van has crashed on the M56 - police have put cones out! ___ Was queuing up for tickets to a ska group gig and someone pushed in.

Bad Manners. ___
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Rondy
Beware of an online survey reputedly from the Magic Circle.
They’re all trick questions!
___ Just had to tell my kids we can’t afford to take them to Disneyland, but I did promise to take lots of... ...
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naomi24
In every picture I've seen of her over the past couple of days she looks different and not as pretty.  Has she had surgery do you... ...
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Rondy
A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped."

"Ok, constable, have you arrested...
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naomi24
24, House, Breaking Bad,  Peaky Blinders ..... something else?
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Hymie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhXKwKkwulI ...
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Canary42
I've got a feeling I've asked this before but I can't remember and neither does a search yied anything, so here goes :-   How do you pronounce BAGUETTE   Is it bag-wet, bag-way or bag-you-et ?   Or... ...
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Vagus
..tonight it's Gingsters pasties and cauliflower cheese, followed by a couple of chopped up, wrinkled, almost past their best, nectarines. If I had any chocolate I'd have that too 😏
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maggiebee
1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue! 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3 * Always read stuff that will... ...
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Smowball
For days now my tummy has been gurgling ridiculously loud. It's not even tummy rumbling sounds, as in when you're hungry - this is gurgling as in it sounds like liquid bubbling. It's so loud it's... ...
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Vagus
I don't eat till lunchtime, just have a big mug of coffee (instant) to wake me up. (humour me, I'm bored)
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Tilly2
chewing on some crispy bacon, I lost one of my front teeth porcelain crowns and inadvertently swallowed it. B*&&"£! I have an emergency appointment today but am a bit concerned that I have... ...
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Vagus
...for us tonight. Can't be bother with cooking and we always enjoy this, plenty of ketchup on top 🍅🧀🍞 Might have a couple of huge medjool dates afterwards, I could eat loads of them but try not... ...
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maggiebee
ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only... ...
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Tilly2
...when you have split skin at the top of both thumbs.  Connect and do up a zip. Thread a needle. Use a knife and fork. Open a packet. Over to you...
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naomi24
After spending nine years at an animal sanctuary, this beautiful boy called Humbug has finally found a loving home.  One to make you smile.   ... ...
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foggyfoggy
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