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Buenchico
Good evening all!   It appears to be a Friday again (although there only seems to have been a day or two since the last one!), so it must be quiz time again.   You should all be able to beat me easily... ...
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Vagus
Tonight it's beer battered cod portions, gigantic ones, chips and peas. Pud will be some maltesers or mini eggs. Whilst rummaging in the freezer to see what fish we had in, I came across a big lump... ...
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Barmaid
Mr BM took great delight over Christmas in getting Alexa to play Mariah Blummin Carey "All I want for Christmas" randomly - interrupting whatever I was listening to. On Monday he had a total knee... ...
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Prudie
I've recently rediscovered a regular favourite from my youth, a hot sweet mug of Horlicks, so nice on these cold evenings. It has also made me remember Ovaltine & Bournvita. Do they still exist?... ...
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Rondy
As a trucker stops at a red traffic light, a blonde catches up. 
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. 
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is... ...
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Smowball
Was talking to my friend on the fone an hour ago, and she was saying how her new plan of holding back part of her 15yr old sons pocket money if he plays up during the week was going well. And he... ...
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Canary42
. . .  is still over 3 weeks away yet the supermarkets have had milk, eggs, and flour on the shelves for months.
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wolf63
The poor hound was just wandering around the garden when she was attacked by Coyotes.  But she was saved by her sister from another mother.  Cute news... ...
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Patsy33
My daughter's partner has been in hospital fir six hours today. Doctor told him to be taken to hospital, as he had tachycardia, also feeling very unwell. Their young son has had some sort of virus... ...
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Rondy
I went to buy a digital watch and the guy tried to sell me an analogue one. I said to him, "What is this, a wind up?" ___ My wife asked me what see should do with this bubble wrap? I said just pop... ...
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Rondy
My friend was in Canada and was attacked by a huge bear…
I'll spare you the grizzly details! ___ Spent all day horse riding…
It was great until I ran out of 50p coins! ___ I haven't renewed my... ...
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webbo3
Going through my record collection I came across this one which I think is better than the original, anyone think there are better cover versions. https://youtu.be/sCluiViSnNA?si=0--aPGj0BjDAxawu ...
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malteasers00
Involving the letter T - T T T light F Speed or lack of it - M in H, R at L Music - T F while R B
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Patsy33
I'll start you off. KENsington DONcaster  
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Arksided
The game is simple just follow on from the previous lyrics with one one of your own. Tha last lyrics from the previous thread were:
  Well, we know where we're goin'
But we don't know where we've been...
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NoseyNose
According to the TV advert(where people are dressed as vegetables). A family wastes 60lb's of veggies a month. Where can I verify this,as it does seem extreme. Being brought up at the tail end of... ...
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Patsy33
A real man would never stand there and watch his woman pay for anything. He would go out and wait in the car.
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Youngquiz
it ache ache
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newbie20
The answer is a Michael Buble song You've got the hard job but me...I haven't!! Thank you for any help you can give
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Rondy
Two young guys were at a party in the woods with some friends, all drinking beer, when all of a sudden there was a tremendous storm with lots of thunder and rain.
The two of them ran through the... ...

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