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naomi24

You May Remember Me Saying My Gp Surgery Is Useless ....

... well ... I've just received a text asking me to complete a 'satisfaction survey'.  Having received very little satisfaction with the service in recent years I thought 'Great!  I'll do... ...
11:31 Tue 02nd Apr 202410 answers, last by nicebloke1 12:23 Wed 03rd Apr 2024
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..to forgive children.   https://ibb.co/RStH9Nd ...
03:45 Mon 01st Apr 20243 answers, last by Patsy33 17:16 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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Rondy

There's More

I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂 ___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
12:01 Mon 01st Apr 20242 answers, last by Patsy33 12:13 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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naomi24

Slow Growing Malignant Tumour On Lung

Chemo is ineffectual so treated by surgery alone, everything I've read about it tells me it's a rare form of cancer and life expectancy is short - between one and ten years at the most.  I've been... ...
07:54 Mon 01st Apr 202436 answers, last by Peter Pedant 19:41 Sat 13th Apr 2024
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William51

Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
15:37 Sun 31st Mar 20241 answer, last by Patsy33 15:43 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 5

Good morning everyone - our lovely holiday weather continues but there's a blip on the horizon....there could be rain in sight, could being the operative word - one day it is, the next they've... ...
03:23 Sat 30th Mar 202444 answers, last by kettledrum 23:55 Sun 31st Mar 2024
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JinnyJoan

Extreme Insomnia

Can anybody tell me how to deal with the above.  There are hours I don't sleep   -   please help.  
02:58 Fri 29th Mar 202424 answers, last by Thisoldbird 03:12 Mon 01st Apr 2024
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pastafreak

Big Boom Booms!

We've got thunder...lots of it! Also lots of rain and wind. How is it where you are?
13:02 Thu 28th Mar 202431 answers, last by jourdain2 22:17 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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fraser

Good Evening

hope everybody okay and enjoying life get out there and enjoy life
22:29 Tue 26th Mar 202415 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:12 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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Charles659

Dingbat Help Please

Dingbat help please. 
The word "TOASTER" printed horizontally. With a "D" above the "A" and a "D" below, spelling "DAD" downwards. 
any help appreciated and will post answer... ...
16:50 Wed 27th Mar 202412 answers, last by mallyh 12:31 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..Leonardo became a famous painter. https://ibb.co/yq0WhHQ ...
04:30 Wed 27th Mar 20245 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:26 Fri 29th Mar 2024
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miser

Clue Chain 2

 The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home made clue which everybody is invited to solve. The poster who solves the clue first (hopefully identified by the setter) is then... ...
07:48 Sat 24th Feb 20241611 answers, last by Arksided 19:52 Tue 26th Mar 2024
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MontyMiniman

O, M, N, P. Closes June

No39 love.... a duck? (7) No87 unpopular it's said.....straight from the shoulder (9) Thank you.
18:47 Mon 25th Mar 20243 answers, last by MontyMiniman 19:59 Mon 25th Mar 2024
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seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 4

Good morning everyone- we've settled into a lovely rhythm of classic Autumn weather - sunny days and nippy nights, good sleeping weather but no sign of any wretched rain !!
Usually we can rely on... ...
03:45 Sat 23rd Mar 202444 answers, last by kettledrum 01:00 Mon 25th Mar 2024
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Buenchico

I'm A Happy Bunny!

After missing her for a fortnight, I got my beloved cat, Tablo, back again yesterday! She was found about a quarter of a mile way from here by a lady who was concerned that she looked very lost and... ...
12:57 Sun 24th Mar 2024100 answers, last by pastafreak 17:02 Thu 28th Mar 2024
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BoxAngle

What Is Your Favourite Us Sitcom ?

You can have 2, one oldish and one newish. Mine are Mash and The Big Bang Theory.
18:45 Thu 21st Mar 202451 answers, last by RandyMarsh 00:25 Sat 23rd Mar 2024
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retrocop

Best Go To Screwfix.

If you find out one of your colleagues is screwing your wife then where better to go than Screwfix.😂   https://uk.yahoo.com/news/ex-pc-punched-inspector-caught-185200841.html ...
20:10 Wed 20th Mar 20244 answers, last by Patsy33 12:10 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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anneasquith

Chris ?

Any news on Tablo ?
02:04 Tue 19th Mar 202459 answers, last by Toorak 23:17 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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nicebloke1

See You

Have a good day all. Gone shopping.😃
11:55 Wed 20th Mar 202412 answers, last by fripfrip 22:56 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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Deb71andy73

Dingbat

"Run faster, Usain"
12:23 Wed 20th Mar 20247 answers, last by Deb71andy73 09:28 Thu 21st Mar 2024

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