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Best Go To Screwfix.

If you find out one of your colleagues is screwing your wife then where better to go than Screwfix.😂 https://uk.yahoo.com/news/ex-pc-punched-inspector-caught-185200841.html ...

anneasquith

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Have a good day all. Gone shopping.😃

Deb71andy73

Car Drivers To Bailout Cash Strapped Local Councils - Is Yours On The List?

Apparently 85 out of 152 councils have applied for the powers that will allow them to collect fines from drivers for infractions such as entering bus lanes, making illegal U-turns and not... ...

LadyCG

I Couldn't Be Bothered To Cook Tonight

He who must do as he is told has taken his dad to the Royal Albert Hall tonight and I couldn't be bothered cooking for one. It's such a faff. Anyone agree?

elliemay1

Echo Dot Alexa

My husband has just bought an Echo Dot Alexa from Amazon but is having difficulty getting it set up! It says to ''Download the alexa app from your app store.'' Does this have to be done on his... ...

Rondy

Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...

She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...

1ozzy

One Reason

Dogs shouldn't join social media. https://ibb.co/YLtjZVj ...

douglas9401

You Know What's Great?

Just looked out the window and even with the living room light on I can see the sky is getting light already. ☺ Hi ho, off to work.

ToraToraTora

Would Not Have Been My Choice.....

https://news.sky.com/story/aaron-taylor-johnson-chosen-as-next-james-bond-reports-say-13097868 ....but it's at least a white English bloke. ...

Rondy

And There's More

News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...

mushroom25

Steve Harley :-(

another great from my formatives years leaves us. RIP Steve. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68590846 ...

Rondy

One More

A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...

seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 3

Good morning everyone - our weather has settled down nicely after a severe hiccup last weekend and I've caught up with all the chores put on the backburner while it lasted. It'll be pleasantly... ...

johnny.5

Mcdonalds Yesterday , Sainsbury's Today . What Next ?

people actually having to leave their houses to get food?

mallyh

Euro Lottery

wow we won ,we have asked for no publicity as we want to spend it all on ourselves x

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 11

Good evening, everyone. It's been a very sad week for me, as I've spent much of it searching for my beloved Tablo, whom I've not seen since last Saturday evening. I've done all of the usual things,... ...

Arksided

See How Far This Goes...

As the last one has gone into the ether Answerbank vault. Here's the new one Many know how to play, they isn't rules as such just post a song lyric that follows on from the previous one.
you can... ...

Ellipsis

Concorde Never Looked Better

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-68570988 Oh, a question ... doesn't it look fantastic? ...

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Car Drivers To Bailout Cash Strapped Local Councils - Is Yours On The List?

I Couldn't Be Bothered To Cook Tonight

Echo Dot Alexa

A Few More

One Reason

You Know What's Great?

Would Not Have Been My Choice.....

And There's More

Steve Harley :-(

One More

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 3

Mcdonalds Yesterday , Sainsbury's Today . What Next ?

Euro Lottery

Bbc Quiz : Week 11

See How Far This Goes...

Concorde Never Looked Better

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