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Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing." When you die, what part of the body dies last?. The... ...

seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 5

Good morning everyone - our lovely holiday weather continues but there's a blip on the horizon....there could be rain in sight, could being the operative word - one day it is, the next they've... ...

JinnyJoan

Extreme Insomnia

Can anybody tell me how to deal with the above. There are hours I don't sleep - please help.

pastafreak

Big Boom Booms!

We've got thunder...lots of it! Also lots of rain and wind. How is it where you are?

fraser

Good Evening

hope everybody okay and enjoying life get out there and enjoy life

Charles659

Dingbat Help Please

Dingbat help please.
The word "TOASTER" printed horizontally. With a "D" above the "A" and a "D" below, spelling "DAD" downwards.
any help appreciated and will post answer... ...

1ozzy

One Reason..

..Leonardo became a famous painter. https://ibb.co/yq0WhHQ ...

miser

The idea of the game is that the setter poses an original home made clue which everybody is invited to solve. The poster who solves the clue first (hopefully identified by the setter) is then... ...

MontyMiniman

O, M, N, P. Closes June

No39 love.... a duck? (7) No87 unpopular it's said.....straight from the shoulder (9) Thank you.

seekeerz

The K M Links Game - March 2024 Week 4

Good morning everyone- we've settled into a lovely rhythm of classic Autumn weather - sunny days and nippy nights, good sleeping weather but no sign of any wretched rain !!
Usually we can rely on... ...

Buenchico

I'm A Happy Bunny!

After missing her for a fortnight, I got my beloved cat, Tablo, back again yesterday! She was found about a quarter of a mile way from here by a lady who was concerned that she looked very lost and... ...

BoxAngle

What Is Your Favourite Us Sitcom ?

You can have 2, one oldish and one newish. Mine are Mash and The Big Bang Theory.

retrocop

Best Go To Screwfix.

If you find out one of your colleagues is screwing your wife then where better to go than Screwfix.😂 https://uk.yahoo.com/news/ex-pc-punched-inspector-caught-185200841.html ...

anneasquith

Chris ?

Any news on Tablo ?

nicebloke1

See You

Have a good day all. Gone shopping.😃

Deb71andy73

Dingbat

"Run faster, Usain"

Hymie

Car Drivers To Bailout Cash Strapped Local Councils - Is Yours On The List?

Apparently 85 out of 152 councils have applied for the powers that will allow them to collect fines from drivers for infractions such as entering bus lanes, making illegal U-turns and not... ...

LadyCG

I Couldn't Be Bothered To Cook Tonight

He who must do as he is told has taken his dad to the Royal Albert Hall tonight and I couldn't be bothered cooking for one. It's such a faff. Anyone agree?

elliemay1

Echo Dot Alexa

My husband has just bought an Echo Dot Alexa from Amazon but is having difficulty getting it set up! It says to ''Download the alexa app from your app store.'' Does this have to be done on his... ...

Rondy

A Few More

Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...

She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...

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