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docspock
Chemist asks, " Durex, latex or cotex" "Give me pyrex, I have a hot date"...
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Brokenstoned
for tea tonight?
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Bobbisox
We don't want just jokes here all the time do we? Can't we all agree on a selected time to let 'rip' with the funnies not everyone wants to see jokes all of the time, do they?...
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docspock
Little bloke beside him said " Can you make me one in white"
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piles
The whole of chatterbank going over to the jokes section and posting your jokes there? FFS they would have a cow man and tell you ferk orf as they are nearly as bad as Q&P See you over there then...
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craft1948
My Halloween costume came in the post today, It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops, and yes, I'm going as a c*cksucker again.......................what are you going as?
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piles
FFS 'elp us
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dothawkes31
trying not to be too critical here, but Halloween is about witches and not graves and death tut. some confused messages there ed.
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logic
A Cockney ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Taff 'G'day, mind if I talk...
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dustypuss
The best way to make up after a argument !
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john1066
Did you hear about the man who couldn't come.? He sent his brother.......
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SpikieMikie
Does a name instantly put you off dating someone ?... I'm particularly interested in the views of people in their teens, 20's and 30's... would you date anyone called Dennis, Patrick, Barry or...
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pericat
Have we an Elizabeth Taylor in our midst ? Or anky budding Lotharios?
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Maggoty
There was a country song out a few years ago (sung by a woman) about a woman who was cheated on so she scratched his pick up truck so that he won't cheat on another woman so quickly. Any idea of the...
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pericat
and it has been removed !!!!
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zzxxee
the person you would haunt and why???????????????
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TheEqualizer
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking...
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tonyav
How come when your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, All her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations ! But none of them rub your cock and say well done ?
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redcrx
Just getting this in before the 12pm deadline A woman was in town on a shopping trip She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In...

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