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I think , between 11-12 noon should be THE "TELL YOUR JOKE" HOUR

Colonoscopy All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me...

TheEqualizer

Quickie!!

Did you hear about the unemployed gynecologist? He couldn't find any openings....

pericat

a morning giggle

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?" The guy whispers, "All...

Bobbisox

Hello and Good Morning

No hangover, feeling quite 'smiley' even How is everyone today??? Bobbi x...

Panic Button

Evening Ed

I see Dot now works the evening shift at AB Towers.

AB Editor

Good morning AnswerBank

Evening All. I hope you are all well this grey and miserable morning. Five things of note: 1. The Evening Editor is definitely real - and no, the evening editor is not Dot! 2. We should have a New...

tonyav

Where's salla. ?.

rinkins

JJ?????

http://www.dailymail....es-news-bulletin.html...

pericat

Search for an egghead .....................

did anyone see that today - was the female contestant nervous or just an extremely unpleasant woman ?

Sqad

Who would be a teacher?

http://www.dailymail....enters-classroom.html Look at the boy.....hands in his pockets. Look at the father.....arrogant, confrontational pose, not the sort of guy one would like to meet on a dark...

Ankou

Happy Birthday

to franz liszt, the first classical pop star. a man noted most famously for his duet with johannes brahms in a virtuoso performance of common cockney rhyming slang. to this very day people still...

baggysenior

who really believes in the saying if you love someone set them free?

tonyav

Early chuckle.

One night, Terry has a spiritual experience and speaks to God. God, '' he says, what do a million years feel like to you ?'' A million years feel like one minute, ''God replies. WoW ! And what do a...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

Not long to the weekend again. we've got to muck about with the clocks this time. I wish they'd stop it. Grumble over! Have a good day everyone....

wolfman999

9/11

it was a sad day, I hate to bring it up... but any thoughts on that day, what happened, possible theories, I dont want to be the one to start pointing fingers or suggestion anything, sorry if this...

postmanden

what year did E S B win the national

alun1smile

How to turn off seatbelt alarm on BMW 6 series?

Hi The seatbelt alarm on my car is driving me nuts - I can\'t drive 50 yds before it starts going off - is there any way to turn it off? Thanks in advance Alun...

slinky.kate

good news

lost 2.5lbs tonight,total 2st.2lbs.3.5 0ff my 10% body loss,i'll try and get that next week

albaqwerty

well me dears

and weirds offski to bed hope all who sleep well do so and those who can't have a restful time x...