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ffairynuff

what do you call a resident of madras. e.g. as someone from liverpool would be a liverpudlian or scouser

janzman

Is it me or.....

is Chatterbank almost idiot free at the moment....

marval

Big feet

There were these three brothers, Tom, Harry, & Dick. They all had big feet. Tom size 12,Harry size 14, and Dicks were the biggest at a massive size 18. They were in a pub one day when Dick said...

albaqwerty

ok dixie

what happened with the DH of an OH? :D

Bobbisox

Jokes should be banned from here

And so should the people who post them, I'M fed up, everytime I come on, some halfwit who thinks they are funny, spoils my day and posts what they call a chuckle!!! I think the Spare Ed should give...

DixieGal

Teacher, Miss Peri, can I come out of the cupboard NOW?

It is got cold in here and you went home with the key!! I'm telling my Ma on you Miss! & rikins & me want a fag! Not getting share of my bubbly now! - Well might have only OH was a silly boy!!...

mrs.chappie

Which is worse for you, calorie-wise?

A 150g packet of crisps, or a 250g tub of olives with feta cheese? Ta chums. xxx...

Charisse2

If you could ask Anyone any question, what would it be?

Hubby is going to ask me 'something' at half time. Chelsea game....

karma22

If someone offered to make you a cup of tea..

..then said come help me make it - what would you say?

flipnflap

yukky Whittle

I can't stand Rikki (or is it Ricky?) Whittle. To me he seems the kind of bloke who has mirrors all over his house, especially in his bedroom, and who thinks he poos chocolate and pees eau de cologne....

kevfire

pips joke

should be a good do in heaven keith floyd's doing the food, patrick swayze's organising the dancing, stephen gateley's doing the singing and michael jackson is looking after the kids...

Charisse2

Your song of the decade?

One of the radio stations is asking you to vote for your song of the decade. What is yours? 2000 to 2009 for clarity. :0]...

Sachs

George Michael Trot!

That's what 'Heather' has named her baby boy! What a brilliant episode it was tonight! lol!

buzybee

Desperate Housewives new season 6 on RTE 2. . .

. . .when is it starting back????????

samuelcat

anyone any good at maths?

Sorry if this is in the wrong place but I didnt know where else to post it. I bought a piece of chamois leather from e bay. It was advertised as being 4.25 square feet. The piece I received is...

lucky7dip

actresses and films

S------M------- (7,8)actress S----S-------(5,8)actress S----M----(5,5)actress J----C------(5,7)actress T--S-------N---(3,8,4)film T-----A--L-----(6,3,6)film I--O-T--S----H--------(3,2,3,5,9)film...

pips1

Bad taste jokes

I am SO fed up of bad taste jokes, texts and e-mails about people who have died. Who makes them all up? Have they no respect? I've just received one now and it was terrible - how can that be funny?

Bobbisox

Not Risque at all, but right !!!!

Not a swearword insight, not a hint of racism...as if!!! this is very dour by my standards, but it's a dour grey day so I am sharing this with you!!! in between making posters and a pan of chilli!!!...

flip_flop

Dan Brown

Why is there so much intellectual snobbery about Dan Brown? The News Quiz on Radio 4 are always having a pop at him - he may not be a Rushdie or a Keneally, but as a page-turning story-teller when all...

bird 29

childrens book with names in the titles

I am looking to buy books for my granchildren Megan (9) and Molly (8) and would like a book with their names in the title. Can anyone suggest suitable books for their ages Thank a lot...

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