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Crossword

Bill is doing the crossword and Andy asks how he's getting on, Bill says I'm stuck on one word, what's the clue asks Andy, a women's sexual organ, 6 letters beginning with the letter V. Andy thinks...
11:29 Tue 06th Nov 20071 answer, last by excelsior 13:11 Tue 06th Nov 2007
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farmer

A farmer and his wife are shattered from working all the hours God sends, so they decide to advertise for help. A stunningly beautiful young girl, size 12, pert breasts and long brunette hair applies...
19:08 Thu 01st Nov 20075 answers, last by Pharlap 11:09 Mon 05th Nov 2007
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Racing car driver

A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doc, you've got to help me with my sex life. My wife thinks she's a racing car driver, when we're in bed her hand comes over, grabs hold of my John Thomas she rams...
17:47 Mon 29th Oct 20074 answers, last by weeal 23:07 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Betting

A chap on a building site is summoned to the foreman's office, "Smith you're always gambling, you've got a wife and 2 kids to support and I can't let it continue, you must lose a fortune," says the...
16:29 Fri 26th Oct 20071 answer, last by Marvelman 22:16 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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because we lost the final

A Muslim was seated next to a South African on a flight from London to Cape Town. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The S. African asked for a large Scotch and water, with ice,...
12:56 Fri 26th Oct 20071 answer, last by LucianaScott 16:45 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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women

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of...
12:51 Fri 26th Oct 20071 answer, last by abbie10 13:16 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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Shingle

I have a trench 1ft x 1ft x 35ft long. How many square feet of shingle do I need. Thanks in advance
15:32 Mon 15th Oct 20075 answers, last by landscaper2 20:05 Mon 15th Oct 2007
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A Golf one

A man goes on a business trip to China. The first day is spent in a very long meeting. The evening comes and he decides to relax and hires a local "lady of the night". She arrives and they get down to...
13:15 Wed 19th Sep 20072 answers, last by dilligaf 20:11 Wed 26th Sep 2007
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I am sorry

Q, What do you call an Indian Tight Rope Walker A, Balance Singh
13:26 Tue 11th Sep 2007
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Dance X

What a total fix this is. I had a ?1,000,000 "TV" bet with the misses that Arlene would lose. How can 5 dancers possibly be better than 7 when for the last 2 weeks they were not good enough, according...
12:42 Tue 14th Aug 2007
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Another terrorist one

23 people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train in Dublin........ police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first "no more nails" bomb!
12:59 Wed 11th Jul 20072 answers, last by rugeleyboy 23:07 Sat 14th Jul 2007
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failed bombers

A new webb site has been created as a forum for the latest failed terrorist bombers. Its called Friends Reignited
12:52 Wed 11th Jul 20071 answer, last by rugeleyboy 23:08 Sat 14th Jul 2007
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Another Dr Who one

I've just watched Sat programme. Where did I miss how they got back from the end of the Universe after the Master stole the Tardis
12:46 Tue 26th Jun 20072 answers, last by tiny e.a 12:51 Tue 26th Jun 2007
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�800

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there...
09:25 Wed 14th Mar 2007
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I am sorry

The great golfer Vejay is to marry Nick Fauldo's old caddy Fanny. He wants to make her Fanny Singh
14:04 Tue 27th Feb 20072 answers, last by Denisdiamond 23:40 Thu 08th Mar 2007
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Sales rep

A sales rep finds himself driving through his old home town and stops at what used to be his local. At the bar he ask the barkeep "does old man Goldberg the shirt maker still drink in here" and the...
13:11 Fri 23rd Feb 20072 answers, last by ll_billym 14:01 Sat 24th Feb 2007
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Lager

A chap goes to the doctors and asks for help with his love life. What seems to be the problem the doctor asks and the chap replies that when he makes love he doesn't get any feeling. It feels like...
18:56 Mon 19th Feb 20073 answers, last by Marvelman 21:39 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Doctors

A black man goes to the doctors who asks what 's wrong with him, I' ve got a problem with my chopper he replies and the doctor asks to have a look at it. As it crashes to the table his helmit falls...
17:41 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 21:32 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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Prison

A boy starting his prison sentence is put into a cell with the most terrifing man he has ever seen, six feet six inches tall, 20 stone of muscle and more scars than he can count serving life for...
17:07 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by warpig1 16:36 Tue 20th Feb 2007

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