A chap finds himself at the bar of a pub he has not frequented before and whilst he is sitting there enjoying a pint another chap comes in,calls the barkeep over and says "evening George, a black and...
A blind man goes into a shop, picks up his guide dog and starts spinning it around his head with the lead. The distraught shop owner runs up to him and says "can I help you" and the chap says "no...
Last night on Channel 5 I caught the end of a crime drama. A hostage had a man in his arms with a knife to his throat and a gun to his head. Just as one of the stars had persuaded him to give up the...
Two prostitutes are talking after finishing their shift, "how was your night" asks the first "very quiet, what about you" replies the other, "well I started off very quiet, then this chap comes up to...
Can anyone help with a film. All I can remember is some how a few people find themselves in a moving box with trap doors on each side. When they open a door it leads into another box which either lets...
An athiest man, a Church of England man, and a Catholic man are captured in the jungle by a small tribe and locked in a small jail. One day the chief tells his warriors to get the athiest out and he...
Harry and Simon are in a pub and Simon says "I hear you're on holiday next week", "so I am says Harry", " any chance of getting me a few packs of Rothmans while your away?" asks Simon "and I'll settle...
3 men find themselves outside a massage parlor. One has ?5.00, one ?10.00, one ?15.00. The man with ?5.00 says I'll go in first and see what happens. The other 2 wait out side, 15 mins later he walks...
We have a open gas fire which lights blocks that look like coal. The pilot is lit by a knob under the fire. This appears to work fine but, when I turn the fire off with the knob it is red hot and I...
Excuse my ignorance, but I do not understand why the flights and ferrys are cancelled due to poor visibility. What do they do at night. I understood that aircraft computers virtually take off and land...
A dad is walking past his sons bedroom door and hears him praying. God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless nanny, bye bye grandad. Puzzled he asks his wife, is you dad going any where to which she...
A man goes into a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing. The next day the same man goes in again asks for a pack of condoms. He pays and walks out laughing even more....
Waiting at traffic lights a car hit my rear. We exchanged details they accepted liability and everything has been fine. The person who hit me is OK, I am OK and my vehicle has been repaired. Since...
I think the late 70s, made for tv film where a family is terrorised by the local teenagers. The dad then extracts his revenge, ending by him driving his 4X4 through a massive greenhouse of the...
