When paying for a taxi, do not look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming...
Please can someone tell me where I can buy covers for an inflatable wedge pillow? the pillow itself is lovely and comfy but it is made of plastic and the piece of sheet I wrap round it slips off, I...
A few weeks ago I had a rather unfortunate meeting with someone in a group situation and I have serious questions regarding her suitability for the position she is in and her moral and ethical...
I think I'm a glutton for punishment. You have to name a different Carry On actor-ONE! Just post a list of all of them-that's wrong!
Bernard Bresslaw....
I can guess the significance of the N word.........but despite reading the newspaper and asking various people......I cannot find the meaning of the G-word. I know it is politically...
My partner is suffering from depression with a huge dollop of anxiety thrown in. He's under the doctor and has 6 weekly checks and his medication has been changed but he's still struggling. A...
To explain the rules again, it's like the Lottery Show It In To Win It. You can only give one answer, and the one who doesn't give a correct answer loses. You may ask me a question, but you've got to...
My mobile phone has been playing up for a week or so and I was advised to turn it off then back on, and take the SIM card out and then re insert it. I have done this repeatedly but to no avail. I was...
I've weeded and raked the gravel in the forecourt and weeded all the barrel tubs, we had a trip to the recycling centre and got rid of a load of cardboard boxes and we have unpacked another 1/2 dozen...
A man goes to his doctor's surgery complaining he has something stuck up his backside. Upon examination, the doctor finds a £10 note lodged firmly inside his back passage. He pulls it out, then...
I have copd and heart problems---I find I can only sleep upright occtherapy have put in device to raise my bed but cannot sleep in it--sleeping in chair anyone know of a good chair for...
People were rubbish at this last time. Try again. You lose if you don't name a different cartoon dog. Translations of the same dog is not allowed!
Hong Kong Phoey....
Hollibob Monday. The sky is almost clear, but it's non too warm out. So a short walk this morning. Not many of the usual suspects out and about, most of them done their nightly work and gone home. All...
Good morning everyone - well the summer's gone and we have much needed rain and I have a head cold !!! something I haven't had in ages and it's making up for lost time...,grrr !! Much better news on...
When I was in employment (now retired) I always turned the washing machine on when I left for work. After retirement I turned it on when going out shopping etc. A couple of months ago the machine made...
After just one glass of red wine, and a nip of whiskey in my coffee, I am ready to commit homicide. Why is this? I wasn't always like this, and other people can become pleasantly mellow when they...
This week's MM Links game has now closed and I can reveal that 'King Cliffyg' was looking for the following links:- FINAL ANSWER BANK NOTE BIRTHDAY SUIT BOY SCOUT As 'King Cliffyg' stated, ALL the...