Maria just got married, and being a traditional Catholic Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was quite understandably nervous. However, her...
A Scotsman calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enoug'Dad,...
Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is on standby at the entrance to welcome you and take care of your coats, cloaks and broomsticks...
I am well experienced at holding kids parties but today's was the most stressful one ever. One child spoilt it for nearly everyone else. She was so mean that thing 1 was crying and saying she wanted...
This cake comp:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Competitions/Question1317778.html
We blow the candles out on Monday - if you've not entered, and you'd like to, now is the time to do it!...
....and apparently the police didn't find what they were looking for
http://www.onenewspage.com/n/Front+Page/750cn7ycc/Police-shut-A66-dual-carriageway-to-hunt-for.htm...
This is 'Good King John II' back for Week three. I said last week that I would deal with the vast European immigration to the USA in the 19th century and how it affected life in the Midwest. It may be...
Good morning everyone - it's the weekend, so naturally it's overcast and right now it's raining plus we had to vote today and it was easier to get an early start and get it done. Hopefully this weeks...
For Wolf63, Nungate, Seekerz, et al: As requested by some of you, here are a few pictures of my little darlings. Simply click on the first thumbnail to make it bigger and then keep clicking on each...
Reported down here on the local Beeb News. Not very funny - not a question but just in case you have missed this, be aware - and be assured that any e-mail is not real....
All answers found in woods Struggling with a few! 4- While writer gives this answer (this will be a tree) 12- Amphibian seat " " " vegetation 24- Loud measurement " " " a bird Any help appreciated...
Just been reading an article about gourmet baby food, Michelin star baby food et al. Would you feed your child these dishes. I mean imagine weening your child on to posh nosh. 4 year olds wanting fois...
They can't seem to let this poor woman rest in peace. Every so often someone brings her name up attached to some underhand goings-on. I wonder how her sons feel when they see things like this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26562918
Ok I suppose I'm giving the anti British a platform here but I'm hoping even they will have a go at this....