I am in the army and my sergeant said to me, "I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning!" To which I replied, "Oh, thank you very much, sir!" "Ladies and gents." That concludes our tour of...
We've moved 5 times in the past 7 years and every time we get caught out by something. Last time we forgot to make available a set of cutlery, plates and cups and had to buy some cheap stuff after...
finally resorting to a complaint to the senior doctor, however this is not what i want - neck bone pain right down to lower back, spinal pain that has now gone out of control, constant pain in both...
...not a saying I like to use as an atheist but it is an oft used one. Very, very sad that a former top athlete and world class player can be reduced to this:...
The Police have concluded that GCHQ code expert Garath Williams' death was 'probably an accident' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24927078 That he put a hold-all bag into a bath climbed into the bag...
I have won the Independent prize crossword. May I take the opportunity to thank those who helped. I hope to be able to provide assistance to others in the future.
1. Told to murder Mr. Schwarzenegger (9) 2. Avril is here!!! (5) 3. Fashionable? Give it a try (7) 4. Pinnacles of grief, we hear (9,2,6) 5. Jet loops the loop! (9) 6. Spanish cutter? (7) 7. Famed by...
Do you remember Johnny Ball and Play School/Playaway and then all his maths programmes in the 80s? What a star he was- made maths interesting and fun rather than dull and difficult. Did you ever watch...
I have had terrible sleep patterns for about 5 years, just seem to have got into the habbit of falling asleep on the sofa and staying there. I wake up all night but can't go back to sleep unless the...
I am easily amused. I enjoyed looking at this painting. I hadn't heard of half of the people. I did note that they are nearly all male. Where is Lassie and Rin Tin Tin and all the influential felines...
New mothers to be given 250 pounds in food vouchers if they promise to breast feed their new born babies. How are they going to prove it?and will we have a band of civil servants calling on the...
I have been impressed in recent years by how seriously Remembrance is now taken, to the extent of shops putting up signs saying that the staff will stand for two minutes' silence at 11. I can remember...
I think that companies like Wonga are nothing better than loan sharks, with their ludicrously high interest rates. But why would they want to run TV adverts during childrens TV programs ? Their...
Hi guys, Im posting this queston on here as you guys usually come up with answers that make sense! Basically my sister has recently started going to church and she has reallly been enjoying it but she...