A British anthropologist was doing field research in an isolated African village, when a tribal chief asked if he would like to be his guest at a legal trial he was conducting later that day. "We have...
Track St Jude's Storm
There's a big multi-coloured blob approaching Cornwall (and I don't think it's DT's Hawaiian Shirt) ...
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and some appropriate music
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My mother suffers from this. Doctor not really that understanding. After advice such as would antibiotic therapy be helpful? It says to increase the PH of the urine so does this mean drinking orange...
I didn't think calling a black person coloured was racism? Not sure what else the women said on the phone, but it seems very petty to me. Also, £80 a week seems a lot for one person in her mid 70s!...
I have 3 cream leather sofas, which are donkey's years old- and look it. OH and i are planning to go to half-price sale at well-known furniture shop, but not quite sure what to look for. I like...
51 ac "Bird repeller to keep crows primarily this?" I have s*a*c*r but I simply cannot think what the answer might be. And while I am on. "Island rescuers on road caught boy almost meeting early...
They couldn't even get the spelling of "immigrant" right. Should they be sacked for being thick as well as racist? Why do so many unemployable idiots end up in the police?...
"Get this." said the Cornishman to his mate, "Last night while I was down the pub with you, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything?" his mate asked. "Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked...
I was in bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her fanny was getting a bit baggy.
She lost it and screamed, 'you bad, you nasty, you always clittysizing!'...
never thought I would be the first this very morning ! I know how early it is for me, but does my body clock ? naaaah of course not. Well all is calm here, its been raining but the winds have long...