A milkman was doing his round one Friday, which was the day that he knocked on doors to collect money. He knocked at the door of one house which was opened by a woman in a scanty negligee. "That'll be...
and due to cut backs he has to lay a few pepole off so he gathers is work force and says the faireist way is by alphabetical order so im sorry mr patel you are sacked mr patel said that inst fair...
Hailed a black taxi the other day. One of them Cockney cabbies who just bangs on and on when all you want is a bit of peace and quite. F**king banging on about his life, his house, his family, his...
This is hardly a joke but I was wondering what the daftest street name is that you've seen? When I was in Florida, we were driving to Cocoa Beach and the road we were on is called North Banana River...
Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are...
I have been given Flunitrazepam,before in hospital to help with Insomnia.GP is not allowed to give on NHS,This is the only thing that works for me,does anyone know where I can get it.?
Hi I apologise in advance for long question. I have an Audi A4 1.9 TDi, for a while it has been loosing coolant. The cooling system holds pressure (for a couple of weeks if the car is not driven). I...
As a car over 3 years old needs an MOT test to be road legal in Britain, if I take my car abroad and the MOT test runs out while I'm there would I be breaking the law abroad?
Hey does anyone know the unlocking code for the Nokia N80 to unlock the phone to all networks as it is locked to just orange at the moment. Many thanks
inspired by dawnty (please dont take offense cos wev all done it!) im wondering whats been ur funniest mis hearing of a lyric? i have a friend who thought the beginning of manic monday went 'i was...
Am I right to think that to dry your hands on a towel in a public toilet (after washing the first, obviously) is one of the most unhygenic things you can do? It always makes me cringe when I see this...
in canada we use 240 volt, a ground 2 power wires red/black and a common or neutral white wire. then it is reduced to 120 by using only 1 of the power wires either red or black combined with the...
