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maxi2
A milkman was doing his round one Friday, which was the day that he knocked on doors to collect money. He knocked at the door of one house which was opened by a woman in a scanty negligee. "That'll be...
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story_teller
and due to cut backs he has to lay a few pepole off so he gathers is work force and says the faireist way is by alphabetical order so im sorry mr patel you are sacked mr patel said that inst fair...
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Pottsy
I notice there's still no sign of Pakistan, Japan or China setting up an Earthquake Fund for us. Next time they have one, they can f*ck off.
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samii
Hailed a black taxi the other day. One of them Cockney cabbies who just bangs on and on when all you want is a bit of peace and quite. F**king banging on about his life, his house, his family, his...
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10ClarionSt
This is hardly a joke but I was wondering what the daftest street name is that you've seen? When I was in Florida, we were driving to Cocoa Beach and the road we were on is called North Banana River...
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smudge
Monastery Life A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are...
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chandlerisme
I have been given Flunitrazepam,before in hospital to help with Insomnia.GP is not allowed to give on NHS,This is the only thing that works for me,does anyone know where I can get it.?
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Pottsy
Hi I apologise in advance for long question. I have an Audi A4 1.9 TDi, for a while it has been loosing coolant. The cooling system holds pressure (for a couple of weeks if the car is not driven). I...
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passionflowa
does ANYONE know the answers to the picture puzzle on www.darkjustgotfun.com ? i can only get 36 of them out of 50 and its driving me mad!!
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crazy legs
What would be the best way to get weather coat paint out of my denim jeans, Thanks?
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Pottsy
As a car over 3 years old needs an MOT test to be road legal in Britain, if I take my car abroad and the MOT test runs out while I'm there would I be breaking the law abroad?
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riversp
how long can you wait before making a claim?
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marcus5771
On a new computer how do I get the @ sign? its coming out as ' there is a setting but cant remember.
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buckoneton
Does anyone know how to get the Copywright sign (c in a circle) on a keyboard ? Many thanks
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freak_unique
Hey does anyone know the unlocking code for the Nokia N80 to unlock the phone to all networks as it is locked to just orange at the moment. Many thanks
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mandybird02@
can anyone tell me why my bathroom light stays on even when I have switched it of
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jacobsmummy
inspired by dawnty (please dont take offense cos wev all done it!) im wondering whats been ur funniest mis hearing of a lyric? i have a friend who thought the beginning of manic monday went 'i was...
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potterfan3
How do blind people use the internet?
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violetblue
Am I right to think that to dry your hands on a towel in a public toilet (after washing the first, obviously) is one of the most unhygenic things you can do? It always makes me cringe when I see this...
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maxximus
in canada we use 240 volt, a ground 2 power wires red/black and a common or neutral white wire. then it is reduced to 120 by using only 1 of the power wires either red or black combined with the...

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