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Jokes to go with punchlines

So what are the jokes that precede these punchlines? I know a couple, but some of them are a mystery to me, so any chance of giving us the rest?

nicrite

If I were to start exercising three times a week (as opposed to none), how long would it take before i saw a difference in my physique (if any)? Also what in particular helps to tone the top of your...

quattro

virus

thank you for all your earlier answers I now have all the info . the box saying system shutting down comes up with the words This shutdown was initiated by NT AUTHORITY/SYSTEM windows must now restart...

Birchy

Grape Matter

The 'don't mix the grape and the grain' thing is well old-wived... but is there a scientific explanation that proves that alcoholic drinks of different origin cause accelerated squiffyness?

Travelcard

Punchlines

What's your favourite punchline to a joke? I'll start it of with 'No, I'm Tessa Sanderson'

manutdstott

attention regulars

I visit this site quite regular recently, and you get to know all the other regular user names, If you are like me then you will be curious. I often try & put a face to them or wonder if they are...

quattro

Virus

I don't know much about computors but my son's computor has started to shut itself down etither in normal mode or on the internet it is obviously to protect itself from a virus but how can I get it to...

debstar

Crows and fire

In a nearby nature reserve there was recently a fire. Large areas of the reserve are now singed black. I have noticed since then, in these burnt areas, are large numbers of crows. They have always...

clarelouise

attaching decking railings to handrails

Hi, Can anyone help me out there please. How do i atttach decking railings to the handrail. I tried it today and it didn't go too well. I am wanting to get the job done by the end of monday so some...

smudge

Trampolines!

My daughter recently gave me her circular trampoline. Could someone please tell me if there are any benefits to ones 'physical' well being. from bouncing up & down on one of these things? I can just...

big yankee

where do birds go to die

How is it that you never seem to come across dead birds?

corrideo

when and how to prune passionflower?

my passion flower is running rampant, lovely flowers but scrambling all over the place. can i cut it back without jeopardising it?

Ember

Winter Greenhouse

Have used my cheap and cheerful plastic greenhouse to bring on trays of seeds and grow tomatoes successfully, but because of the size of the garden it is in a rather shady part. Is there anything I...

northj

Anti tree climbing

I have a large tree in my front garden popular with the local kids for climbing. To do so means they tread all over my plants and damage the fence by the tree. To deter them, can you get anti climbing...

mindbullets

big toes

following a conversation with my 8 yr old niece yesterday we established that most of our family have a second toe that is bigger than our big toe ,are we in the minority here ? shouldnt the big toe...

Elle

Birds in the eaves

I am at my wits end, having been woken up at the crack of dawn for 2 years, by birds in the eaves of my roof. The opening has been blocked up before, but they always manage to fight their way back in....

jorton

Pile of pants?

Has answerbank turned into a chatroom rather than a useful reference source. Its full of self-referential questions and low level trivia quiz queries.

sft42

Ok then...Who wants to be part of a record attempt?

I thought it would be fun to see if we could have a go and get 100 replies to a question on the site and this is probably the best category to try it in.....Just say hello or anything you want and let...

Unabashed

rose pruning

when is it the correct time of year 2 prune back roses?

PaulB

Why are Seagulls behaving like this?

I live on the South Coast and am getting really annoyed at being woken up by Seagulls Screaming all through the night. Can someone tell me why they doing this lately cos it's drivin me mad!!! Thanks...

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