I am just calming down after a horrible morning - my neighbour went into cardiac arrest - his wife came rushing into me - I went into him and he was going into cardiac arrest - phoned ambulance, they...
Somewhere today I saw an amazing picture of nude ladies painted to look like bits of a car, then assembled to look like a crash. I have tried to find it on UTube without success. Any ideas, please?...
Absolutely yonks since I`ve been on, so hello to friendly AB-ers and hope you are all well. Saw my great-great something granddaughter`s diamonds at BP recently; very nice bling. Wanted to see...
--------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- If this doesn't make you smile, I give up.~~~~~~~~~~ An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... 'Dactor,...
I guess many of us have had them and dialled 1471 to try and find out who called. “You were called at (..time..) today. We do not have the caller’s number to return the call.”...
Corny but fun These are very corny but may cause you to smile! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message -...
Are there any incidents that never seemed to get resolved (albeit some tragically) and you come to wander whether it every came out what happened and you missed it or does it still remain unresolved....
What, please, is the difference between a musical and an opera? Recently I have seen and enjoyed Eugene Onegin, The Barber of Seville and Les Miserables, and I`ll be blowed if I can see the difference...
My collection, amassed over 40 years, of all the novels by Mrs. Henry Wood. I would like them to go to someone who wants them rather than donate to a charity shop and them be sold piecemeal, or...
It may sound trivial but a blackbird flew into our kitchen window and knocked its self out. It came round after a few minutes and ran round the garden but wont fly..Its raining and getting dark. As I...
Just went to run a bath and there he sat BIG and HAIRY ,had to flush him down the plughole but he clung on to the nonslip mat like a scotsman to a five pound note. OH is total rubbish at getting rid...
Just had a bombshell phone call .My niece had a kidney donated by my brother her dad about 5 years ago but the kidney has been failing over the last few months and she was due to go back on dialysis....