I was having trouble with my car so I took it to my local garage. It was too big a job for them because my harmoniser was shot and the feng shui needed balancing they said I needed a specialist...
Two priests in a car finally got the the front of the line of traffic after two hours of crawling along in the midday heat. A policeman put his head to the window and said "Sorry for the delay but we...
A group of cannibals were employed to work in the NHS on the condition that they refrained from eating people. After 6 months the security guard suspiciously disappears with just a few scattered bones...
Where do you look when you are buying a used car? I have been looking on ebay and autotrader but what I really want is a local private seller because I think the car dealer prices are high at this low...
Cant remember where I read this but it amuses me.
Some people are like slinkies
they dont really have any purpose
but they bring a smile to your face
when you push them downstairs...
10 years ago I was the director of a limited company which was closed down by companies house for not filing accounts ( totally my fault - no excuses). I am now wanting to transfer my sole proprietor...
....who uses the racing post website?
Did you say in the past that it changed your attitude to football betting? I have always been curious about what you learned....
I use firefox on a w7 4gb ram 64bit system and when I am on this site the cpu usage is very high. Sometimes firefox stays at 100% usage for quite some time but it regularly shoots up to 100% even when...
i was enjoying my meal at mcdonalds the other day when someone knocked my food over. I was about to get angry when I realised it was just the tip of a nice burger.
My son has made an application for child access through the courts. His ex is quite determined that he wont be able to see his child (age 3) and has resorted to many nasty allegations to hold up the...
I occupy an office in a block of 7 shared offices. One of the other occupiers persists in partially blocking a fire exit with boxes during the day. This guy has been asked verbally and has had a...
A blonde got her car stuck in the snow but remembering her fathers words to follow a snow plough when it came along she began to follow it. After an hour the driver got out and told her that he was...
My email address seems to have been recently acquired by spammers and I am getting an irritating increase in spam. blocking them isnt working because the senders email address isnt t the same as the...