Any suggestions from my new found good friends that I have made here will be gratefully recieved.
You are all so nice to me that I think I am going to cry now....
on how to make the world a better place I told the bloke it last night but he started snoring after 30 seconds.
Would you like me to tell you my master plan? but please do not start snoring....
Damn, caught at 38 mph on unfamiliar road. Does this look like a built up area. ????? http://i53.tinypic.com/azbgb6.jpg This car went through ahead of me, I shall send the piccy to the constulary to...
are going to book a fortnight in Majorca this summer, but he expects me to pay for it all because I have been left a few thousand pounds from a relative when she died. Do you think this is fair as he...
has just had his wicked way with me and has now gone down the pub to watch 4 hours of football and I bet he don't get home until kicking out time. He did not even kiss me or say goodbye to me, he just...
http://tinyurl.com/49wmmyu All this and not a penny from the Indian government, even though they can afford to be a nuclear and a 'space race' state. We can only hope he doesn't decide to come to...
I am going to take my custom elsewhere as you ladies and Mr nomad here seem to be a bit, a bit, well how can I put this suttle without trying to offend you ladies and Mr nomad..... Err well a bit...
Just noticed I picked the unwashed spoon for mixing the cats grub up instead of the one I set out for my yoghurt......and ive now had several spoonfuls of yoghurt and whiskas....heave :((((((
have you ever been put off a food you love? I never ate okra til i met my fella, i tried it and found i loved it....usually we buy it frozen but on friday i saw some fresh on the market...... we...
There are still all the same types of peeps that want to have a go at you for no reason. That is why I left many moons ago as I could not be arsed with the morons. Now please strut your own stupid...
Please stay out of trouble today and at all costs avoid the bloke and that Mr naz who was so horrible to you last night. Just remember he is only a winters tale and you are a summers tale. Oohh ain't...
Today we have seen gangs of youths fighting with knives and hockey sticks round trafalgar sq. Home grown, isit heck this lot are albanians thoyghtfully given a home by us now repaying like this. So...
Me and my partner are getting married abroad and whilst sorting all the paper work out I noticed that his birth certificate name is different to the name on his current passport. Ive sopken to him and...
for us it's delia smiths chicken basque, cheesy tear and share bread and a bottle of luscious waxed bat. been a busy day so it's nice to sit down with a large glass of this lovely wine and enjoy the...