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Cold turkey

Hey I haven't been on here for a few days and I've had withdrawals. So what have I missed? And who's been fighting this time?
12:47 Fri 04th Apr 20089 answers, last by legend758 15:42 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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Richie1976

Can you beleive this poo?

I'm a ?6billion project and the only one in finance that has bothered their ass to come in to work day. Which means I have to do some work!! Cheek.
10:52 Mon 31st Mar 200831 answers, last by helliebobs 13:12 Mon 31st Mar 2008
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Hungry

Why's it taking so long for lunch time to arrive? I soo hungry I could a scabby cow with a chapped ass betweeen two p1ssy mattresses.
11:10 Fri 28th Mar 200864 answers, last by helliebobs 15:09 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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Virgin

Ok now I have your attention! This is my first time on AB when not in work.
19:04 Thu 27th Mar 200843 answers, last by helliebobs 20:36 Thu 27th Mar 2008
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Oi gato/gata tudo bem?

That's Portuguese for 'Hi cat, how are you?' They use cat for someone who they think is hot. I'm back!!!
09:30 Thu 27th Mar 200823 answers, last by helliebobs 11:15 Thu 27th Mar 2008
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Right guys and girls

You have 15 minutes to say your good byes to me, as I am leaving work at 4 to go and back my bag. As my flight to Brazil is 6.25 tomorrow moring. See you all late next week. Be good and if you can't...
15:45 Thu 20th Mar 200817 answers, last by mirela 16:01 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Random thought

If you were to eat a few seeds, say melon seeds (as I'm eating melon now) and poo them into a pot and the put the pot in the greenhouse. Will they grown into a melon plant/tree?
14:47 Thu 20th Mar 200810 answers, last by logic 14:55 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Can you believe this.

Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, who purchased a new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise...
11:35 Thu 20th Mar 200817 answers, last by Wop/tpo 16:20 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

It's not a good start to the day...

...when it begins with singing 'Achy Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray Cyus in the shower, is it? It's luck I only have a small shower cubical, otherwise I might have ever gone a bit of line dancing. Help!!...
08:42 Thu 20th Mar 200825 answers, last by mccfluff 10:52 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

bored, bored, bored, bored.

I spy with you bored little eye something beginning with Q?
15:45 Wed 19th Mar 2008203 answers, last by tiggerblue10 19:11 Wed 19th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

Taxi for bigmamma

I just read your thread about your sister and had good idea. Can you get a taxi to the grave? I'll gladly pay for the fare there and back.
11:59 Mon 17th Mar 20089 answers, last by bigmamma 19:53 Mon 17th Mar 2008
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fcuk it!!

I'm going on the lash to drowned my sorrows, who's coming?
11:38 Thu 13th Mar 200818 answers, last by mistys 12:49 Thu 13th Mar 2008
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Don't you think it a bit daft?

Just noticed you can rate your own anwers. What's the point?
11:26 Thu 13th Mar 200822 answers, last by unrulyjulie 12:17 Thu 13th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

I've just read a bit in the local newspaper.

They're looking for volunteers to test out new boxer shorts that uses underwire What do you reckon shall I go for it?
11:10 Thu 13th Mar 20083 answers, last by unrulyjulie 12:19 Thu 13th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

Another apology

Sorry for being weak!!
09:41 Thu 13th Mar 20083 answers, last by legend004 11:04 Thu 13th Mar 2008
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I'm sorry

I'm apologising to all of you in advance now because I am a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, fouls mood. I'm truly sorry to all you brilliant people.
08:55 Thu 13th Mar 200821 answers, last by legend004 10:07 Thu 13th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

Who wants some stars?

Roll up, roll up, get your free stars here.
11:46 Wed 12th Mar 200813 answers, last by legend004 12:07 Wed 12th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

What??

What was the first question you asked on AB?
11:37 Wed 12th Mar 200813 answers, last by DONNAKEBABUK 12:33 Wed 12th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

Patrick Swayze said...

...today he won't be making a remake of Dirty Dancing but he might do a remake of Ghost in five weeks or so!!
14:16 Fri 07th Mar 20087 answers, last by shylock73 12:20 Fri 14th Mar 2008

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