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The British population were asked if Polish immigrants were a problem. 23% said 'yes, it's a serious problem'. 77% said, 'czesk bardzo mi milu gdzie djest toaldta'.
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Fella fancies a girl in his office, but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her ?1000 if she will have sex with him. 'I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over & I'll be...
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...and the England football team got in common? They both have f*cking useless McLarens!!
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A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthday, the rich man says, ' I got my wife a brand new BMW & a diamond ring, that way if she doesn't like the ring she can take it back in...
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Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
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I think the idea of getting paid to poo is just fantastic, and that's why from now on I will only be having a Brad in the comfort of my own home at weekends. How many of you wait until you get in to...
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Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best stag party ever. There were lap dancers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, loads of booze. Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and...
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In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's...
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.? She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.? He thought she...
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A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided...
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has turned doen the chance to be the replacement for Martin Jol at Spurs claiming, " I'm not that f*cking special"
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c0ck, but on the other hand it's very big!
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The Special One by U GO BOSS
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...says to her husband, "I must confess darling, I was a hooker." He says, "that's alright dear, your past is your past but I must admit I find it erotic, tell me about it." She says, "my name was...
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The black box from Colin McRae's helipoter has revealed he was a Sheffield United fan. Just before the crash he is heard shouting, "Come on you blades!"
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Pavarotti's replacement in the 3 tenors has been announced. It's Elton John, they are called the 2 tenors and the nine bob note.
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walks into his parents bedrom to find dad giving his mum one. His dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "get outta here". A couple of hours later dad hears a commotion coming from...

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