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Dad on his way home wants to but his daughter a Barbie

Stops at a toy shop, noticed that there was a shopping Barbie, beach Barbie, disco Barbie - all ?19.95 but divorce Barbie was ?265 'Way is that one more?' asks the man. Salesman answers, 'that's...
14:57 Tue 27th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 19:13 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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What did everyone get up to at the weekend?

I see there was no violence on here over the weekend.
12:39 Mon 26th Nov 200720 answers, last by theonlyone 15:24 Mon 26th Nov 2007
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123everton

Well, what can I say? I've had a big, stupid grin on my face since Saturday evening.
10:08 Mon 26th Nov 20073 answers, last by Reverandfunk 11:09 Mon 26th Nov 2007
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Apart from me.....

..who has got the coolest, funniest and sexist friends on their friends list?
14:51 Fri 23rd Nov 200722 answers, last by bigmamma 16:47 Fri 23rd Nov 2007
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Entertainment

Was the something in the air last night? There was arguments and fights left, right and centre on here last night.
09:50 Fri 23rd Nov 200729 answers, last by Pippa68 13:07 Fri 23rd Nov 2007
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Is a Playstation 3 multi regional?

Can a UK PS3 play a region 1 (US) dvd? Thanks in advance.
10:21 Tue 20th Nov 20071 answer, last by snapdarlich 10:30 Tue 20th Nov 2007
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Two rats

In a sewer, 1 says 'I'm f*cking bored of sh1t. Sh1t for breakfast, sh1t for lunch and sh1t for tea'. The other rat say, 'Cheer up we'll go on the p1ss later'.
10:13 Thu 15th Nov 2007
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What's the similarity...

...between a bungee jump and a toothless old granny giving you oral sex? They're both f*cking amazing - just don't look down.
14:54 Wed 14th Nov 20072 answers, last by Pippa68 13:55 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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State-of-the-art watch

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a good-looking woman and starts looking at his watch. The woman notices this and asks him if his date is late. 'No,' he replies. 'I've just got this new...
08:16 Tue 13th Nov 20072 answers, last by excelsior 17:31 Tue 13th Nov 2007
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A dangerous situation.

You are driving at a constant speed, on your left left a sheer drop, on your right is s fire engine, travelling the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig, the same size as your car and...
09:27 Mon 12th Nov 20071 answer, last by lankeela 22:11 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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After her outburts on breakfast tv...

..a psychologist on This Morning has just denounced Heather McCartney as clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul has phoned in saying normally a couple of beer matts under her left foot does the trick!
09:19 Mon 12th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 09:20 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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A man says to his wife,

'get ready you, me and the dog are going fishing'. Wife says, 'I don't want to go'. The man give her 3 choices. Fishing, bl0w job or taking it up the @rse. Wife pick a bl0w job. After sucking for a...
09:16 Mon 12th Nov 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 09:17 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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A survey

In a survey 98% of scouser said they enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% haven't been to prison yet.
09:11 Mon 12th Nov 2007
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Long Haul Flight

A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange but true sexual facts' 'Interesting' he askes. 'Yes' she replies, 'for instance, did...
13:09 Tue 30th Oct 20072 answers, last by fluffykitten 17:05 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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Oral sex

Two OAP's having oral sex. He says, 'I can't stay down there, it stinks.' She says, 'It's my arthritis.' 'What in your f*nny?' 'No in my arm, I can't wipe my a*se.'
11:51 Tue 30th Oct 200720 answers, last by China Doll 17:42 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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Pianist with Turrets

An out of work pianist with Turrets Syndrome is strolling around the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon. Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the window 'Pianist...
09:43 Tue 30th Oct 20076 answers, last by fluffykitten 17:10 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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Romantic Encounter

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave...
09:27 Tue 30th Oct 20073 answers, last by confusedpete 19:28 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Gypsy Wedding

A gypsy wedding in Ireland ends in riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court, the best man says to the judge, 'Can I explain what happened, it's traveller tradition for the best man to have the...
09:24 Tue 30th Oct 20071 answer, last by squarebear 09:25 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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At the doctors

'I'm baffled by your orange penis' the doctor told his patient. 'Does anyone else in your family have this condition' The concerned fellow says, 'No' 'Do you handle any chemicals at work?' 'I don't...
09:48 Mon 29th Oct 20073 answers, last by fluffykitten 17:14 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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In Classs

3 kids in class, the teacher asks Amy , 'what do cows say?' Amy replies 'Moo' Teacher asks Tom 'what do sheep say?' Tom replies, ' baa' Teacher then asks Leroy, 'what do pigs say?' 'Freezer ******,...
15:04 Fri 26th Oct 20078 answers, last by greggo123 18:18 Thu 01st Nov 2007

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