Been to daughters for dinner tonight, she excelled herself, we had roast stuffed turkey crown, roast potatoes, dauphinois potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and butternut squash, Caulie and broccoli...
I last had a wristwatch in 1970 when I left it at a garage for a couple of gallons (no money) and never went back. Then I had an old pocket watch when I was teaching for a while, but for the past 45+...
I have just found the email address of my first lover and first love of 45-50 years ago. Should I get in contact? He lives in Madrid, where I visit occasionally, 600 Klm. Away. Would I like it if Mr....
During a discussion with friends, I mentioned remembering automatic life insurance policy dispensers at Heathrow. I think you put in a number of shillings, a policy and envelope came out of the...
An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door.
His wife asked, "Wire ya insulate?"
He replied, Watts it to ya, I'm ohm, ain't I?...
My boiler pilot won't ignite. I tried keeping my finger pressed on the button for over 20 seconds but it doesn't ignite so no hot water or heating although I've kept my heating switched off over the...
This story is just plain weird. I really don't understand how she can think that she looks good. She looked nice with her original boobs and skin colour. Who, in their right mind, would want two...
I know that nothing is 100% secure, but wondered how secure my USB sticks are. I have them encrypted with a random 19 digit alpha-numeric code. Anyone with encryption experience or similar willing to...
Do we in the UK register a birth and are baptised because WE BELIEVE WE HAVE TO ! A vicar once told me most people are Three Wheelers . They only go to church for Baptism, Marriage, and Death....
I have Freeview. TV.It has approx 150 channels.There are many I never watch(or programme).How can I delete the ones I never watch?I have read the instruction book for my Samsung TV,and gone through...
My choice at this particular instant would be , not in any particular order - Snickers Toffee crisp Lion Bar Kit Kat ( after being in the fridge ) Surprise to see Snickers so far down the list ....
Brilliant!!
"On yer bike! ... I'm on it"
" He can strim my bush any day" So glad it's back on t.v, a love story and comedy rolled in to one. Love the tracks they throw in too. Yay! It's back!...