chap on night out gets some coloured and flavoured condoms from vending machine. Says to wife, do you fancy a bit of fun. I'll put one on, you guess the flavour. He goes upstairs, she follows. She...
Hiya ABers....... I don't use MSN much these days, but tonight I signed in and someone I thought I knew has made me think otherwise. Should I go with my instincts and just block them?......I really...
when the queen steps down or god forbid joins here mom in the posh part of heaven............. whats the national anthem gonna be?? god save our king just dont ring true to me??
Old man Muskowitz was getting along in years. He decided to retire and let his three sons run the company - they manufactured a wide variety of nails. The sons thought they could increase market-share...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks "Is that you Johnny Byrne?" Yes Father it is. And who was the girl you were with? I can't tell you Father, I don't...
does raikkonen not like hamilton. i noticed in the last race rakkonen was a miserable git but in the weeks race he never congratulated him of shook his hand??
"Well happy easter to you all"
Has anyone got a spare egg ?
As i didn't get any.
And if you were lucky to get one was it big or small or did
you get something else ?
after winning something for myself on ebay an item that cost ?400 and i was so pleased with myself that i told my wife and she made me feel so bad that i have been mentaly forced into buying her a...
Just read in the paper today that married couples have 65% less sex than single folk do.So if they dont marry for sex and only for love,can someone explain why when married folk have affairs they...
would you most like to sit in a soup ladle with, while playing marbles with, while singing along to the proclaimers first album, while wearing a magnolia cat suit and eating a cheese and beetroot...
Help! I need some advice. Ideally from someone who has been through the court re-possession process. I have 6 months arrears on my mortgage (which is huge to be honest) and I've found out today that...
What im saying can you see your self reaching 90+ I speak to the old guys in the pub the things the all ate dripping butteys all the fat on the meat, Bacon rine And the work they did no H/S like...