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EDDIE51

Nuts.

A guy goes to visit his elderly Aunt, she lives in a small flat in a care home. He arrives and the staff let him in,'' I think your aunt is having a nap '' says the matron ''but you can go in.'' He...
21:27 Thu 25th Mar 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:44 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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Doodlernoodler

Dog joke

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...
22:47 Sun 28th Mar 201010 answers, last by carrust 20:09 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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cupid04

Q

Why is a man useful? You can't mow the lawn with a vibrator....
15:27 Mon 29th Mar 20105 answers, last by cupid04 16:04 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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marval

Sausage cat

One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past....the cat used his paw to get the chipalata and managed to not even get it wet. The cat was happy!...
18:11 Wed 17th Feb 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:16 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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marval

New bird

After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter...
14:02 Mon 22nd Feb 20103 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:13 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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McMouse

HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

Name: _____________________________ Mullah: ___________________________ 1. Ayub has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages...
15:13 Fri 19th Feb 20102 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:11 Fri 19th Feb 2010
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TWR

Can you help?

I am In need of a Ford Couger UK Spec X 1996 Works Manual! Has anyone got one for sale? I have tried the usual/ Ebay>> Google>> Haynes>>. Thanks TWR....
20:13 Mon 08th Feb 20108 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:26 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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R1Geezer

Former tennant's car still registered at my address.....

I let my house out a couple of years ago, the tennants where fine, paid up didn't trash the place all very lovely. The problem is that their car is still regstered at my address and I get congestion...
14:35 Tue 09th Feb 20108 answers, last by Seafarer1966 16:22 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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EDDIE51

Subaru spare key ?

I have a Subaru Impreza (1999.) I got a spare key made as I only had one key. The spare key is just a plain metal key, the original has a plastic top. The spare key opens the doors and turns on the...
11:37 Mon 18th Jan 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 11:57 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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MarkRae

Starter motor and flat battery

This morning when I tried to get into my car (2005 MG ZS) the battery was completely flat to the extent that the key fob wouldn't even open the door! Luckily, I have HomeStart with my insurance, and...
16:34 Fri 05th Feb 20105 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:54 Mon 08th Feb 2010
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syston96

diesel smoking

Hi ,my toyota hilux emits loads of smoke first thing in the morning and then clears up. what is the likely cause ? thanks
10:20 Sun 07th Feb 20105 answers, last by johnk 13:32 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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gas03

towing

can a astra 16 cc dual fuel tow 4 birch caravan
22:13 Sun 07th Feb 20109 answers, last by Seafarer1966 15:48 Mon 08th Feb 2010
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jasconi

Toyota

The car in front is a Toyota. It was behind me half a second ago but I think the accelerator is stuck on....
22:01 Thu 04th Feb 20104 answers, last by Ian1 20:41 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Bbbananas

What supposedly simple common thing can't you do?

I've never been able to whistle. No matter how hard I try or purse, all I get is a whooshing sound or a sound like a parrot being strangled. I have no gap between my teeth. I wonder why this is? What...
10:13 Thu 04th Feb 201020 answers, last by yogasun 15:00 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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AB Editor

Which Is The Best Biscuit for Dunking?

Sometimes tough questions have to be asked - and hard answers given. We at The AnswerBank are unafraid to ask these questions; so, which of the following is the best biscuit for dunking?
14:20 Thu 04th Feb 201045 answers, last by AB Editor 11:17 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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Iggle Piggle

engine check light - con?

I have owned two cars were the engine check light comes on while the car is driving fine. The first car it happened on I took to the dealer and the fault was repaired and the light was 'reset' under...
21:12 Thu 28th Jan 20109 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:24 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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bobjugs12

Mazda 6 TS2 02 Plate

I've had this car about a year now, and it keps giving me issues. Had to go through a full engine replacement a few months back, had a flat whilst giving my ex-wife a lift, I hit a bollard in it, and...
10:08 Tue 02nd Feb 20107 answers, last by BOL10X 23:27 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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darren197373

Tyre depth

Today my wife took her car to have the front tyres balanced,when she got home she said the bloke had told her that the tyres were on the limit and only had two weeks motoring left on them.I then...
19:31 Wed 03rd Feb 201012 answers, last by odinslay 02:57 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Megamoo62

Do i have to pay

Bought a car in December 2009, it had been garaged for a year, so before purchase i MOT'd vehicle at my expense. passed mot and agreed with seller (friend of a friend) to spread payments beginning...
13:49 Tue 02nd Feb 201014 answers, last by BOL10X 01:24 Sat 13th Feb 2010
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firepoppy

no claims bonus

i have been driving under my fathers car insurance for 25 years and due to his age he is not driving anymore he wants me just to insure the car in my name can i pick up his no claims bonus
20:39 Wed 03rd Feb 201010 answers, last by woozer 21:58 Fri 05th Feb 2010

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