A guy goes to visit his elderly Aunt, she lives in a small flat in a care home. He arrives and the staff let him in,'' I think your aunt is having a nap '' says the matron ''but you can go in.'' He...
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...
One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipalata sausage came flowing past....the cat used his paw to get the chipalata and managed to not even get it wet. The cat was happy!...
After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter...
Name: _____________________________ Mullah: ___________________________ 1. Ayub has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages...
I am In need of a Ford Couger UK Spec X 1996 Works Manual! Has anyone got one for sale? I have tried the usual/ Ebay>> Google>> Haynes>>. Thanks TWR....
I let my house out a couple of years ago, the tennants where fine, paid up didn't trash the place all very lovely. The problem is that their car is still regstered at my address and I get congestion...
I have a Subaru Impreza (1999.) I got a spare key made as I only had one key. The spare key is just a plain metal key, the original has a plastic top. The spare key opens the doors and turns on the...
This morning when I tried to get into my car (2005 MG ZS) the battery was completely flat to the extent that the key fob wouldn't even open the door! Luckily, I have HomeStart with my insurance, and...
I've never been able to whistle. No matter how hard I try or purse, all I get is a whooshing sound or a sound like a parrot being strangled. I have no gap between my teeth. I wonder why this is? What...
Sometimes tough questions have to be asked - and hard answers given. We at The AnswerBank are unafraid to ask these questions; so, which of the following is the best biscuit for dunking?
I have owned two cars were the engine check light comes on while the car is driving fine. The first car it happened on I took to the dealer and the fault was repaired and the light was 'reset' under...
I've had this car about a year now, and it keps giving me issues. Had to go through a full engine replacement a few months back, had a flat whilst giving my ex-wife a lift, I hit a bollard in it, and...
Today my wife took her car to have the front tyres balanced,when she got home she said the bloke had told her that the tyres were on the limit and only had two weeks motoring left on them.I then...
Bought a car in December 2009, it had been garaged for a year, so before purchase i MOT'd vehicle at my expense. passed mot and agreed with seller (friend of a friend) to spread payments beginning...
i have been driving under my fathers car insurance for 25 years and due to his age he is not driving anymore he wants me just to insure the car in my name can i pick up his no claims bonus
