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Would you risk it for a swiss-kit?

I used to love swiss-kits - can anyone else remember them? To the younger ones among us, they may sound like something JJ would take on her ski-ing trips (suggestions please as to what she would put...

Jillius

Unexplained happening with cooker ! Serious replies only please.

My cooker has a ceramic hob and the other day I was cooking some mince. It was uncovered and only on a gentle simmer. Suddenly there was a huge bang and when i rushed into the kitchen there was mince...

Nathan-Adler

Am I really that offensive?

Been back on AB for about a week and already on my third username. Yes I may have over-stepped the mark about 5 years ago when my address was published by a certain person resulting in a few broken...

Im a BusyBee

What would you do/where would you go for an evening in London?

We will be there friday evening with nothing to do - staying over ready for saturday and i need some ideas of what we could do please?

Bbbananas

Like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

I've never actually seen a bulldog do this, but we've just had someone in our office that's doing a pretty damn good impression thereof. Can't name names, but she's the most miserable moaning...

Gromit

Christian Child Snatchers

Ten American Baptists have been detained in Haiti after trying to take 33 children out of the country. The church group, most of them from Idaho, allegedly lacked the proper documents when they were...

marval

Eggs

Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. Highway 52 about 15 miles outside of Lafayette , LA The bike's tyres go flat, and they start hitching a lift back into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he...

alavahalf

Infrequently..?

A couple who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding they went out to...

anotheoldgit

William and Harry

When is this charade of the two princes acting out as British military officers going to end? William recently conducted a tour of Australia and New Zealand, while is brother Harry wiles his time...

anotheoldgit

Police transgender group

http://www.express.co...und-transgender-group Do we really want yet another minority group in our Police Service? If they are successful in forming this transgender group will their next demand be for...

modeller

Nazis or Germans

Have you noticed when the media talk about the war you would think we were never at war with the Germans only the Nazis. Whenever any violence is mentioned be it their treatment of the Jews,...

Aquagility

Can this be true?

Pope Tell's Africa That Condoms Take Away All the Feeling ...18 Mar 2009 ... Pope Tell's Africa That Condoms Take Away All the Feeling. ... Whilst HIV infection in some African countries has soared to...

Leon_BIank

What about the strumpets??

John Terry in The Daily Mail today. Yes an odious man with the morals of an alleycat, but what about the strumpets he has been bedding. I think they to should resign from whatever job they have just...

R1Geezer

More religious nutters......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8492597.stm I'm confused here, I thought it was standard practice for Catholic clergy to be at least "mildly cheerful", given their propensity for altar...

Leon_BIank

Clare Short should rot in hell

Oh whoppeee dooooo............. the evil and po-faced filthy ex cabinet minister Clare "looks like I am being rogered by a thistle" Short has finally said Blairs' war was illegal. Why, I...

osprey

Why do automatic cars use petrol quicker?

This may be a silly question, but be kind to me as I'm not up on these things, but why do automatic cars use petrol at a quicker rate than manuals? I have had my Motobility automatic for 3 months now...

Seafarer1966

Barbie doll

Kids know far too much at a young age these days. I was in the waiting room and saw a wee girl playing with Barbie and Ken dolls. Barbie was on all fours getting a good seeing to by Ken. I...

McMouse

Sex again

Girl from Romford was asked if she was protected when she had sex. She replied "Yeh we use the bus shelter"...

Answerprancer

Knock knock

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