Have you ever dated or even married someone of a different race? Perhaps you had a holiday romance and came home with a Turkish waiter/waitress? Or you may have found the woman or man of your dreams...
Hi, I took 2 days off due to my toddler being sick while my partner was also sick so could not care for her. and was left voice message from work saying, I should have alternate childcare in place and...
If you was in the pub telling your mates some funny jokes and some twat takes offence to one of your jokes, and then the same twat tries to berate you for this in front of your mates. Would you. a....
Old Father O'Malley was strolling through the church grounds one sunny summer evening, when he came upon a little frog sitting by a tree. "Goodness," he said, picking it up: "You're the...
I have a petrol vw which has failed the last 2 MOT\'s on emissions. I don\'t do many miles, and have had 2 air mass meters fitted and on third (at high expense). If I get a diesel, are these any...
Having heard about the new ring millions of miles from Saturn how many miles from the Earth would you have to travel before any attraction is lost and does it depend on the mass?
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves. "Do you know how...
right, these saturday nights indoors need to stop.......i am fed up! alkthough partly becauyse of money issues i have not been out since christmas although i have things coming up, i feel a bit lost...
I am not sure why but I seem to attract friendships or aquaintances who seem to use me as some kind of stepping stone to make themselves feel better... for instance ive had overweight friends who seem...
i posted a question a couple of days ago but i didn't really get the answer i was looking for....i recently met a girl and i got her number, i only know her by her first name and which surburb she...
I always try to be upbeat and positive but today I just feel really down. It doesn't help that my friend from Lincoln who had planned to come down and visit me this weekend has cancelled and I just...
A bloke in a pub looks towards the fire and sees a huge dog licking its balls and says " I wish I could do that " . The landlord says " Well throw it a crisp it might let you "
Hello, Does anyone know of a Wildean/Mae West-style put down that can be used in the face of gossip? Not 'there's only one thing worse than being talked about...' but something more cutting and...
I was invited to a 70s dance in Birmingham last Saturday. I forgot to pack a tie, so I went into a shop in New Strret & said to the counterperson "I would like a kipper tie" to which she replied...