i have suddenly developed a phobia about my new in-the-ear headphones will they stretch the opening of my ear after so long that they will become loose and not fit anymore?
I think I have looked through every list available on-line to find this nursery rhyme with no sucess - please help !!!! M M S T I N S . Many thanks in advance !!!! P
Hello, im hoping for a little advice, my dad does wood turning and i would like to get him a wood turning book, he is not a pro and he isnt a beginner either, has has made some very pretty wooden...
picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' Eight,' the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what...
The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from...
I've been trying to invite a friend to play backgammon with me on Skype. We have played often before but today she doesn't get my invites & I don't get hers . We've tried inviting each other with chat...
no bank today so going for lunch then a nice cool beer. have fun while im away kids and try not to throw all your toys outta the pram before i retuirn. remember this could be the last day of your...
This isn't a question, I just want to pass a bit of info on to you......... My daughter got spaghettl bolognese sauce all over her school shirt and as most people know, it's a sod to get out. I washed...
It's that 'special time' for Mrs 4GS when she turns from a beautiful princess into something akin to a crazed arab terorrist for four days. last night I was going to the shops for some milk when she...
* SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking ********. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round...
A Jewish girl phones her mum to say she's divorcing her husband. The young woman explains it's because her husband always wants a**l sex. She moans to her mum that when she got married she had a nice...
my nana used to answer: "two jumps each at 'pantry door - see if you can reach 'lock!" (in a strong lancashire accent) Has anyone else heard this, or did she make it up?
Whats the worst thing youve eaten ? Ivsaw a guy the other day eating chips , deep fried octopus fried egg with a battered bananas on the side of his plate. "Legend the mighty one .Did this help ? "
I posted this in shopping last night. Thought I would try posting it here too. I'm looking for some advice from anyone who might know where I stand on this matter. I work in an off licence shop. For...
What was the biggest battle of the Napoleonic wars. It was in 1812 and 250,000 men took part but I don't know the actual name. I would assume it was in Russia as Tchaikovsky wrote the 1812 Overture.