Mine is today.I have never been this happy before.When my girlfriend said yesterday that she could not fall in love because she was already in love the girl she was already in love with was me!So as...
I just said "Hello Blondie" to a 30 something blonde woman in the street to which she took offence!!!! Is blondie offensive? and.................. 1) Bird 2) Tart 3) Doris 4) Fluff Remember these...
This sound silly but today I was speaking to my ex and I said to her that since we are now over I genuinely want her to get a new girl friend and fall in love.She replied by saying ''how can I fall in...
My brother in law announced yesterday (in front of my son age 8) that he was going to keep his two sons at home today as it was too hot and they would only be watching films. My son - obviously - also...