Pinching the idea from Eccles...
Four almost out of use by date eggs
A lump of Lancashire cheese
A tin of butter beans
A slab of 75% dark chocolate
A jar of pickled walnuts...
The toothache is still with me, although not quite as painful. Now it's spreading around my face and I've got some different antibiotics. My daughter tells me I look a character from Dr Seuss. The...
What has happened this year, just 4 days to Firework night and yet I have not seen a single
'Ban fireworks because my dog hates them' post on AB ?
Have we all changed our opinion?...
I have two nylon shopping bags which I keep in my handbag so I don't need to buy a plastic bag for any odd bits of shopping I need. One of these comes in a pouch with a popper, which keeps it nicely...
Eight feared dead in suspected attack. Suspect taken alive.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5036717/Multiple-injured-shooting-downtown-Manhattan.html...
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit,...
A fellow walks into a pub and has he approaches the bar the Landlord asks him what he wants to drink. "Thanks" says the fellow "I'll have a pint of best bitter" The Landlord pours and hands over the...
has anybody on here ever been askedIs it a complete con because they never say where they get their answers from. Perhaps they use the same 100 people over and over again. Does anybody genuinely think...
We're having leg of lamb, roasties, peas, carrots, broccoli, sprouts and chestnuts, creamed spinach, mint sauce and gravy. Raspberry bakewell cake for afters.
How about you?...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027757/Coronation-Street-Bruno-Langley-sacked-assault-claim.html A man's career in shreds just on the words of one female. Bill Roach and Michael Le Vell both...
I’m off to bar skip and then off to a Halloween rave, we’re dressed as brats zombie dolls. What are you doing and if anyone says “hiding under the couch in the darkness from trick or treaters”...
Just turned Pointless on and I'm almost certain that Paul Henry (the guy that played Benny from Crossroads) is on. What's happened to him - he looks like he's had a spray tan that's gone disastrously...
Good morning everyone - pleasantly cool and sunny here after a very nasty day yesterday, high winds and hot temps brought the first fire ban day of the summer and given the amount of feed in the...
Paddy wants to become a priest, so he goes to see the Bishop who tells him, "First, you must answer three questions about the Bible." Question one, "Who was born in a stable?" "Red Rum,"...
I am looking at a holiday in the Caribbean next year but really need some general advice on which destination to choose. There will be myself, my wife and 17 year old son. We usually do Greek or...
My son just finished a bottle of Pepsi Max (a person sized one not a huge one) and something touched his lips - there's a big lump of something that looks like chewing gum in the actual bottle! I'm...