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Knock Knock

Who's there? Grandma Sh1t, stop the funeral......
08:32 Tue 17th Sep 20133 answers, last by frozengal 09:55 Tue 17th Sep 2013
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Infinite Loop

The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another action that causes the first action etc. These loops...
14:24 Fri 06th Sep 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 14:27 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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The Confessional

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry...
14:35 Fri 26th Jul 20132 answers, last by Psybbo 21:03 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Care Home Costs

I have heard of people signing their property over to their sons/daughters to prevent the property being subsequently sold to cover care home costs. Does anyone know if this actually works. I...
12:22 Tue 14th May 20136 answers, last by adamcalvert 14:01 Tue 14th May 2013
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Paolo Di Canio

has just announced his Sunderland team for their game on Sunday at Chelsea. He will be playing a goal-keeper and ten right-wingers......
13:24 Thu 04th Apr 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:20 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Creased Leather Jacket

Not sure where to post this so apologies if this is not the most appropriate section. Just received a leather jacket via mail order. There are a couple of creases where it has been packed as it is...
10:15 Sat 23rd Mar 201310 answers, last by sidkid 11:58 Sat 23rd Mar 2013
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Elton John

has got so fat recently that he's having his trousers made to measure..........Goodbye Normal Jeans
19:10 Fri 08th Mar 201311 answers, last by tonyav 12:37 Sat 09th Mar 2013
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Curtain Rods

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at...
00:56 Fri 22nd Feb 20138 answers, last by bundleone 22:37 Thu 28th Feb 2013
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Grit

What happens to all the tons of grit that are spread on the roads year after year. I'm guessing that most of it is washed into the drains but then surely the sewers would become clogged over time?...
19:09 Tue 19th Feb 20137 answers, last by Dodger666 12:40 Fri 22nd Feb 2013
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Not A Joke But It

made me laugh.... http://www.wimp.com/dramaticlipsync/...
22:40 Tue 05th Feb 201316 answers, last by tiggerblue10 11:16 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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My Wife

crashed the car this morning. When the police came she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating at the same time. The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what the f*** he wanted in...
23:14 Tue 22nd Jan 20133 answers, last by murraymints 05:49 Wed 23rd Jan 2013
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Following The

Tesco horse meat scare, the Irish Co-op now think they've found traces of Zebra in the bar codes
17:17 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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If You

ever google photos of the actor Gary Oldman, don't whatever you do, forget the 'R'. Most horrendous two minutes of my life......
17:09 Wed 16th Jan 20133 answers, last by aelmpvw 17:21 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Just Opened

a packet of Tesco's beefburgers...........and they're off.....
15:54 Wed 16th Jan 20135 answers, last by marval 18:22 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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Just Saw

two blind men arguing and squaring up for a fight. You should have seen them both leg it when I shouted out "my money's on the one with the knife"...
14:37 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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I Did My

Christmas shopping a full twelve months early. Waste of time. The queues were just as bad as ever....
11:31 Sat 22nd Dec 20123 answers, last by rojash 13:49 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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One Dark Night

in the small town of Woopwoop, Western Australia, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for...
01:38 Sat 22nd Dec 20124 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:08 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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I Was

driving down the motorway with my new blonde girlfriend when she said "I think those lads in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you say that"?, I replied. "Well they've just written STIT RUOY...
14:24 Mon 17th Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:21 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Mrs Sidkid

"I love you loads, honeypie." Mrs Sidkid said earlier. "And I love you tons." I replied. "What, no nickname for me?" She asked, disappointed. Sometimes I swear the fat cow's going deaf....
14:52 Mon 10th Dec 20122 answers, last by douglas9401 15:45 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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I called

the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure,...
15:57 Thu 06th Dec 20127 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:07 Thu 06th Dec 2012

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