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A golfer

accidently overturned his buggy. Elizabeth, a golf instructor who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"...
21:32 Tue 10th Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 07:41 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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Tanjooberrymutts

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS By the time you read through this you will understand"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China ! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes......
22:01 Fri 18th May 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 22:07 Sat 19th May 2012
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Chinese Honeymoon

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in...
23:20 Tue 15th May 201210 answers, last by D97x7 10:28 Sat 02nd Jun 2012
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Chelsea

Breaking News: After watching Chelsea's performance last night, Bayern Munich have appealed to UEFA to drop John Terry's ban.
11:35 Wed 09th May 20127 answers, last by MarkRae 16:56 Thu 10th May 2012
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Ford KA indicator

Left turn indicator occasionally 'blinks' at roughly twice normal speed. Corrects itself after a while. Right-hand one is fine. Is this something I can fix myself? Is this a common problem? TIA.
08:27 Fri 04th May 20129 answers, last by erin-x 22:24 Fri 04th May 2012
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PC Protection

Further to Ron's previous Q. Just out of interest, what benefits are there in using the paid-for Kaspersky over the free MS Security Essentials? I'm guessing there must be some.......
11:53 Sat 28th Apr 20126 answers, last by vivandorron 15:25 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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Oh to be 12 again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her present. 'I'd like to be...
16:46 Fri 20th Apr 20125 answers, last by Kiki-frog 17:18 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Getting to heaven

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for St Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all...
16:02 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:03 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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More confessions

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren....
21:46 Wed 28th Mar 20121 answer, last by maggiebee 18:58 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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The Confessional

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got...
21:41 Wed 28th Mar 20122 answers, last by marval 15:31 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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Tottenham Hotspurs

have confirmed they have signed two unknown, young French players. Didi Paytax and Didi Bolloxs will arrive on Friday....
00:22 Wed 29th Feb 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:04 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Royal Mail parcel delivery

Had a parcel delivered this morning at five past seven. Whilst I am pleased to have my order and I appreciate that he didn't know it was my day off but it does seem a little early to be banging on my...
07:43 Tue 21st Feb 201216 answers, last by TWR 14:20 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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My wife

left me because i'm 'unnecessarily mysterious' or did she?!!...
13:09 Sat 11th Feb 20121 answer, last by Old_Geezer 19:14 Sat 11th Feb 2012
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Shave and haircut

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...
10:07 Wed 08th Feb 20122 answers, last by marval 16:33 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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How tough are Englishmen?

The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the black sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, One from England, one from Seth Efrika...
17:43 Tue 07th Feb 20128 answers, last by rowanwitch 11:48 Wed 08th Feb 2012
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Dear all

(from Seasonal/Christmas section) I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you all at Answerbank, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone....
14:30 Sat 24th Dec 20114 answers, last by wildwood 02:28 Sun 25th Dec 2011
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Dear all,

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to you all at Answerbank, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday,...
13:52 Sat 24th Dec 20111 answer, last by craft1948 13:57 Sat 24th Dec 2011
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Cluckin Bell

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young hens, called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize them. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot...
13:16 Sun 18th Dec 20118 answers, last by missprim 19:51 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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Must be time for some puns?

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses...
16:17 Mon 12th Dec 201136 answers, last by bigbadmarty 19:33 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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Miss Beatrice

the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her...
02:07 Fri 09th Dec 20112 answers, last by cupid04 02:14 Fri 09th Dec 2011

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