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Dolls

I hate those Russian Dolls...........they're so full of themselves..
16:51 Thu 04th Aug 20113 answers, last by Wrongn3mber 17:45 Mon 08th Aug 2011
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Party

My son fell asleep at a recent house party we had, so for a laugh, I shaved off his eyebrows and drew a penis on his face. My wife went spare when she looked in his cot!...
13:35 Thu 04th Aug 20113 answers, last by bluebirdino 15:53 Thu 04th Aug 2011
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Try again.....

http://www.dump.com/2...than-the-ruler-video/...
17:19 Tue 02nd Aug 20117 answers, last by wildwood 02:26 Wed 03rd Aug 2011
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Well I have to admit

I'm confused...... http://www.dump.com/2...than-the-ruler-video/...
16:59 Tue 02nd Aug 20111 answer, last by Old_Geezer 07:15 Fri 20th Dec 2019
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ELVIS

Where has Elvis68's Tourettes joke gone (along with the dozens of responses)? It was there when I went to bed late last night......
13:45 Sat 30th Jul 201111 answers, last by roger 02:07 Mon 01st Aug 2011
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Yellow 24

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns...
18:09 Fri 29th Jul 20117 answers, last by askyourgran 20:38 Fri 29th Jul 2011
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Twenty Pounds

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for £20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.This...
21:40 Thu 28th Jul 20114 answers, last by AB Editor 11:46 Fri 29th Jul 2011
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An Old Nun

who was living in a convent next to a building site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit...
10:51 Mon 11th Jul 20113 answers, last by wildwood 04:18 Tue 12th Jul 2011
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Alien Invasion

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come...
21:58 Thu 07th Jul 20114 answers, last by bluebirdino 15:16 Fri 08th Jul 2011
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My Welsh Mate

I just asked a Welsh mate of mine how many sexual partners he's had. Bizarrely, he started counting, then fell asleep.
13:39 Sat 02nd Jul 20114 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:06 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Homer and Darlene

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from...
11:21 Wed 29th Jun 20111 answer, last by bookbinder 11:24 Wed 29th Jun 2011
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Plantation Work (continued)

Another chap went out to Africa to work on another plantation. After a week he spoke to the foreman "what does one do for female company round here?" The foreman replied that there were no...
22:54 Fri 20th May 20111 answer, last by boxtops 06:06 Sat 21st May 2011
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Botox

The US woman who injected her 8 yr old daughter with Botox to enhance her appearance for beauty pageants has lost custody of her. The child didn't look surprised.............
18:08 Wed 18th May 201111 answers, last by joko 00:44 Fri 20th May 2011
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Shock...

The footballing world is stunned as West Ham boss, Avram Grant is offered a new two year contract. Apparently he gets 600 minutes and unlimited texts......
14:36 Sat 07th May 20112 answers, last by sidkid 15:13 Sat 07th May 2011
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Shock

The footballing world is stunned as West Ham boss, Avram Grant is offered a new two year contract. Apparently he gets 600 minutes and unlimited texts......
14:35 Sat 07th May 20112 answers, last by sidkid 15:30 Sat 07th May 2011
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My friend

won't admit he's both gay and dyslexic. He's still in daniel.....
23:12 Fri 06th May 20117 answers, last by Cowtipper 04:46 Sat 07th May 2011
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Reception

Harry bumps into William at the reception. "Brilliant do, bruv, have you seen Dad?" asks Harry. "He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with...
17:03 Sun 01st May 20115 answers, last by sidkid 12:50 Mon 02nd May 2011
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More....

Hiring Westminster Abbey - £2m, Kate's Dress - £600k Kate's Tiara - £1m, The Beckham's appearance fee - £100k. Realising your red wedding suit is actually a Thunderbirds...
09:31 Sat 30th Apr 20113 answers, last by Maggoty 10:19 Tue 03rd May 2011
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Prince Charles

must have been the proudest man in London yesterday, After all, its not every day you see your only son get married.....
23:40 Fri 29th Apr 20119 answers, last by gunnera55 11:01 Sun 01st May 2011

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