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Ford KA sidelights

Both front and rear near-side sidelights have stopped working. Swapped near-side rear bulb into offside rear bulb holder - works. Swapped fuse across - works. What should I do next? Is it a trip to...
13:11 Thu 08th Dec 20112 answers, last by AlBags 19:39 Thu 08th Dec 2011
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Out of the mouths......

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...
14:25 Sat 03rd Dec 20116 answers, last by cupid04 22:35 Sat 03rd Dec 2011
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One for us youngsters.....

I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!
13:44 Tue 29th Nov 20112 answers, last by Old_Geezer 14:57 Tue 29th Nov 2011
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Mile high........

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: "I think everyone's asleep, let's go! This one's empty ... no-one's looking... you go in first. It's a bit cramped. Have you got the...
13:59 Sun 27th Nov 20111 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:35 Mon 28th Nov 2011
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I'm a celebrity get me out etc.

They've set a tough task for tomorrow night's "I'm a Celebrity" trial; a kangaroo has to eat one of Fatima Whitbread's testicles.
00:10 Tue 22nd Nov 20113 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 16:28 Tue 22nd Nov 2011
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Not heard anything yet.....

What would be a reasonable time to wait after a job interview to find out whether you have been successful or not? My interview was on 3rd Nov....not heard a word since. Agency say they are still...
20:54 Mon 14th Nov 20115 answers, last by sidkid 00:57 Tue 15th Nov 2011
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Economics in the Eurozone

Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor...
18:43 Mon 14th Nov 20112 answers, last by SpikeyBush 01:17 Wed 16th Nov 2011
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Ginger

My wife asked me to get our little ginger son ready for his first day at school. So I punched him in the face and stole his dinner money....
16:09 Tue 08th Nov 201118 answers, last by wolf63 00:47 Wed 09th Nov 2011
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Italians!!

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' I'm Italian and I am a...
20:07 Sun 02nd Oct 20112 answers, last by JeanGray 18:48 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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London rail stations

Is it possible to purchase tickets from the machines on the platform for the following day's travel. I.E. buy this evening for travel tomorrow morning....?
18:30 Sat 01st Oct 20117 answers, last by sidkid 00:07 Sun 02nd Oct 2011
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How can we be sure

that any of the stars we see in the night sky are actually still there? I know we can determine the natural life-span of a star, but how do we know for definite that any star is actually still there....
12:16 Thu 15th Sep 201114 answers, last by sidkid 08:58 Mon 19th Sep 2011
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My wife

has just left me a note. It says "I'm leaving you because you are so stupid and bigoted". Well I'm not stupid just a bit dyslexic....and I can't help it if I have big toes....
02:27 Tue 13th Sep 20113 answers, last by marval 17:48 Tue 13th Sep 2011
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Gadaffi

The BBC have just announced that Gaddafi may have slipped into Jordan. Has that woman no shame?
02:18 Fri 09th Sep 20117 answers, last by sidkid 13:37 Fri 09th Sep 2011
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Mum's Bible

Four brothers left home for University, and they became successful doctors and lawyers. One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 80th birthday gifts they were able to...
13:41 Wed 31st Aug 20114 answers, last by brionon 10:37 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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Gym

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a pretty young girl. He asked the trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer...
13:30 Wed 31st Aug 20115 answers, last by rsvp 20:03 Wed 31st Aug 2011
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Latest News

Adele has joined the hunt for Gadaffi now that she's heard there's a large bounty on his head......
16:48 Sun 28th Aug 201117 answers, last by carrust 19:54 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Slow worm.

I've been looking after an injured slow worm for the past three weeks. Something attacked it in my back garden and bit off a sizeable portion of it's tail. It's in a plastic container with a small...
18:55 Wed 17th Aug 20114 answers, last by sidkid 14:37 Thu 18th Aug 2011
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Problem with a 'hold' on current account funds (copied from Bus. and Fin.)

I need to find out who has put a HOLD on some funds. I stayed at an hotel last weekend. Total bill £145. This was paid by Nationwide Visa debit card on departure. On Weds. I noticed a 'hold' on...
16:23 Thu 11th Aug 201110 answers, last by sidkid 17:11 Thu 11th Aug 2011
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Problem with a 'hold' on funds in my Current Account.

I need to find out who has put a HOLD on some funds. I stayed at an hotel last weekend. Total bill £145. This was paid by Nationwide Visa debit card on departure. On Weds. I noticed a 'hold' on...
15:51 Thu 11th Aug 201112 answers, last by factor30 20:10 Thu 11th Aug 2011
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Stop the looters

Nine of my mum's sisters have been standing guard outside Selfridges all night holding candles. Don't mess with the vigil aunties....
22:00 Wed 10th Aug 20113 answers, last by albaqwerty 22:15 Wed 10th Aug 2011

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