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Must be time for some puns?

Back in the 1800's the Tate's Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products, and since they already made the cases for watches, they used them to produce compasses. The new compasses...

dotty.

HMRC have sent me a cheque for £100.76p

apparently I overpaid on my PAYE last financial year, if I had owed them this moneyu, would I have managed to not pay it for this long?

bigbadmarty

Old joke heard last night

Santa is sat on the end of the bed pulling off his boxers . Mrs Claus enters and says " Leave the dogs alone , Rudolf will get jealous...."

Celtigra3

Classic FM Jan Issue

Stuck on two and no amount of searching or sites has helped. 32a 7 letters ???u??r -French scientist and inventor of alcohol thermometer and temperature scale named after him. 20d, 4,4 D**s i**e...

missprim

The Rabbi's widow

In a small town in the Old Country, the Rabbi died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again. But the town was so small...

flitty

inglorius bastards

Just seen this film and was wondering did the actors actually learn all thier lines in the languages or are they cleverly dubbed.

starone

Nice smell

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I break wind, the room smells lovely....

MantaRay

TV background music - can it be switched off?

I am told that the latest generation of tv's have a red button or something to enable the background music to be turned off during tv programmes. Is this correct?

sunny-dave

Tide of filth now hits waitrose ...

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sidkid

Out of the mouths......

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am...

fliptheswitch

Birthday ideas....

It's my Boyf's birthday soon, and I need ideas! What do you get the man who has everything (like literally!)...

mungbeanz

PayPal problems

Recently the wife joined ebay and paypal as well. Everything was fine and her Paypal account was verified. She did the bank account thing and the phone call. Everything looked fine. Then she decided...

tublo

Local Cryptic Crossword

4 letters H__A__ Cure sounds like cad 9 letters __L__N__S__D__ A hypotenuse is next 2 & 4 letters __T __A__L Standing by, everyone holds sort of cat...

poodledoo

You wear it well

26)Smitten 32)Sounds as though its left on the beach 36)Add direction to make fun of someone 37)More than one Mr Silver (2 words) 47)Right after the fire Answers are all items of clothing or footwear....

sheeshee

answers are sources of water

1 a sport you can also drive, 2 nothing more than 3 a style of dancing 4 scald 5 noise 6 where you would find a ragdoll 7 add an insect to a bird 8 sounds like a strand of hair 9 shared resources 10...

brendikins

what is Blackadder's first name

Can anyone please advise the first name of Blackadder

anotheoldgit

4GB Memory card malfunction.

I have just bought a 4GB SD card, but when I put it in my computer it doesn't recognise it, this is the second one I have tried and still the computer fails to recognise it. If I put a 2GB one in,...

Mark1982

Caught Shoplifting

I was caught shoplifting recently at a local supermarket. It was mortifyingly embarrassing and I am thoroughly ashamed of myself and it will never happen again. My question is; this was my first (and...

what..the?

whats your broadband GB usage per month and what do you use it for.

Just trying the gauge my usage, tried usage calculators and they were useless. BT's good deals are for 10gb monthly usage I don't think this is enough and I need 40gb. I use 5 hours internet a day on...

Steve.5

Whats the cleverest newspaper headline you have seen/heard

This gets my vote: I`ll go for “Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious.” from 2000...

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