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My CV Too hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I kin Type realee qwik wiv one finggar and do sum counting. I fink I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole...
Had a parcel delivered this morning at five past seven. Whilst I am pleased to have my order and I appreciate that he didn't know it was my day off but it does seem a little early to be banging on my...
The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date for the evening when she broke into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me" she sobbed. "I'm really...
Picasa 3 has stared to delete albums seemingly automatically without being told to do so. This is of great concern to me as it has permanently deleted a number of much wanted pix from my computer. Yes...
i had some little pieces of gold jewellery i no longer wear, so took it to a local jewellers to see if it was worth selling, i had no idea, never done this before. I was told the following, that i...
My missus caught me cutting paper with her hairdressing scissors the other day and went beserk on the basis that "cutting paper with a hairdressing scissors will blunt the scissors". This...
Where do they go. I am usually driving somewhere late afternoon and I always see flocks of starlings, I know it's called a murmuration, but where are they heading off to?
If your out there, I am the funny guy who you talk to outside the P........l. If ever you need an ear to bend, I'm the person you can talk to. Also, I know a little bit about computers! If you're not...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16810312
Looks like urban street speak isn't always the best. Luckily he didn't refer to America as 'da bomb', he would have been in a world of sh*t!...
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running...
I can't work out whether I'm shocked or unsurprised by this number!Does this amount of migrants claiming benefits raise cause for concern?http://www.telegraph....ants-on-the-dole.html...
18a. Area that was famous for its pirates 7,5 b. encourage a tribute for the meal 3,2,5 31a pest 3,6,4 b. tv programme thats full of stars (the sky at night) both answers must rhym ,any help...
I have just been discharged from hospital following a stroke (bleed as opposed to clot). I must have a MRI scan in about 4/6 weeks and am worried because I suffer from claustrophobia (particularly if...